Harmful If Swallowed Puns

Jake is my main damage dealer, and it seems like whenever I take that upgrade he tends to let balloons past while sucking he would have otherwise popped. Does anyone else have a similar experience?

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I'm not sure if it's just going to make his breath smell or if I should rush him to the vet as soon as I can, if anyone has advice I'd appreciate it!

I'm 23 and really struggling with my recent diagnoses. Looking to try everything so supplements are my next go,any advice?

If alcohol seems to work well for calming, then is there something to replace it with, which is not as harmful?

I know that it's temporary relief and that overdoing it does more harm than good, but just about 0.5l beer makes the anxiety much more tolerable.

Thus, is there something that would give similar effect?

I feel like the condom would protect the sausage from being dissolved in the stomach acid. So what would happen? I'm genuinely curious.

Edit: Thanks for my first ever gold!

There's a lot of things most people can't do. You just fucking can't. If you are 5'2 and built like a willow branch, you should not be a fire fighter. If you have asthma, you shouldn't be in HVAC. Not everyone gets to be president. There are things outside of your control that you need to acknowledge. Repeatedly telling a child that they are in control of their future and they just need to try harder ignores how many other variables there are. It sets them up to be sad and disappointed with themselves as adults, and entitled as children.

Its OK to be happy with what you have.

Today, I woke up to see the game I'm working on be the topic of discussion of a top post on r/asktransgender due to the fact that, as a joke, we included the 'attack helicopter' option when selecting gender in a specific minigame we have.

I knew the meme is sometimes used in a toxic way but mainly remember it from being all over YouTube comments many years ago around the time that a lot of silly furry-related stuff went viral so it seemed harmless to me.

It was my idea to include it and the whole game is kinda full of memes and is very tongue-in-cheek so I didn't think it would be interpreted as hostile. I was not invested in the meme being in the game and didn’t mind changing it unless this is overly politically correct and not the right thing to do…

So I decided to make a post in r/games saying mostly the same things as I’m saying this post and asking if I should change it. Because there have been instances where a game changes things to cater to those who take offense, only to then face even more criticism because it turned out that it wasn't really that offensive.

While some of the responses were insightful and helpful, a surprisingly high amount of em insisted I was obviously propagating a meme that they claim was always transphobic and I ended up getting tons of personal messages that did not show much understanding, to say the least.

I’ve discussed it with the other devs and we’ll be changing it because the feedback is clear. But... AITA for making a post to ask input on /r/games after /r/asktransgender was mostly offended?

This is the kind of question which would keep me up all night. What do you guys think would happen?

Edit: As professional audiologists in here have pointed out, the earplugs of this type don't remove any harmful frequencies, but reduce the overall noise without affecting the quality of the sound too much. For those wanting to read more: http://www.earmarkhc.com/sound-and-ears/2016/8/8/how-do-musicians-earplugs-really-work

I was watching blendins game, then I remembered the infinite pizza soos wished for, but if you swallowed it, would you never have to eat again or...

What do I do? He did it 10 minutes ago.

If you accept the risks of taking harmful drugs and willfully damaging your body, you are not entitled to other’s money when it comes to paying for those lifestyle choices. It is not the burden of the taxpayer to provide money for healthcare for people who hurt themselves on purpose. “Drugs only affect me,” right? So why should we be affected by your need for healthcare? Your drugs, your problems, your money.

People might think I’m “cruel,” but most drug users gave up kindness and decency long ago. It is not my fault you decided to throw your life away. Deal with the consequences.

Essentially my character has learned that’s wizard is trying to replicate the spell Karsus Avatar (Hopefully spelled that right) and he has discovered this after doing some research, when said wizard sent him on this mission to retrieve it.

Now I have 4 plans

1. Smash the vial containing the blood 2.take it for the parties use 3.(bad ending I guess) give him the vial for 20,000 gold

Or 4! SWALLOW THE BLOOD.

That way nobody can get it. However, is there any side effects to this that are known?

I came across a post on funny, where an anti-vaxxer was saying that you would die if you ingested the vaccines.

Ignoring their stupid logic, this made me wonder if it is even possible that a substance is harmful for us if taken orally, but not or even reduced lethality if injected.

I thought our digestive system mostly reduces the affect of toxins, and administering anything directly, would have a stronger effect in general. Or are there things that are worse if you ate them.

Sorry for any errors, I'm on mobile.