My wife is leaving me due to my obsession with Star Wars.
I told her, "may divorce be with you."
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︎ Nov 22 2021
At couples therapy, the husband said, "I can't take it. She is always referencing Star Wars. I'm leaving".
His wife looked at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one."
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︎ Nov 18 2021
Did you know R2D2 was the rudest character of the star wars series....
They bleeped out everything he said!
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︎ Dec 12 2021
My friends and I were at Disney world and wanted to eat somewhere, and one of them suggested Star Wars
But that was in a Galaxy Far Far Away
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︎ Dec 03 2021
What was the name of Palpatine's special dish at the Star Wars themed restaurant??
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︎ Nov 03 2021
Fans of the original Star Wars trilogy threatened to boycot episode 1 in theaters.
It was a huge fandom menace.
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︎ Nov 14 2021
I went to a Star Wars-themed bubble tea party the other day...
...it was a real boba fΓͺte.
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︎ Nov 05 2021
Just for star wars people... what's the normal temperature of a tauntaun?
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︎ Aug 01 2021
How do you identify the Catholics at a Star Wars convention?
When you say, "May the force be with you!"
The Catholics all respond, "And with your spirit!"
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︎ Nov 07 2021
In the next Star Wars movie, the Sith will be led by clones of the princess.
It will be a multi-Leia-ed story.
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︎ Oct 10 2021
My wife keeps getting mad at me for always making Star Wars references.
Ah yes, divorce is strong with this one!
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︎ Oct 12 2021
What Star Wars character loves his tea the most?
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︎ Oct 26 2021
Apparently the actor that played Darth Sidious in the Star Wars movies had a heart disease while the movies were being made.
The rest of the cast nicknamed him Emperor Palpatate.
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︎ Oct 23 2021
Whatβs the internal temperature of a TawnTawn on Hoth ? (Star Wars)
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︎ Oct 08 2021
My estranged son sent me a gif wishing me happy birthday for the first time in years
I think that picture was really moving
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︎ Sep 26 2021
If you date someone who doesnβt like Star Wars punsβ¦
Then youβre looking for love in Alderaan places.
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︎ Sep 15 2021
My son informed me that he was playing Lego Star Wars and decapitated another characterβ¦
I asked, βoh, is that how you get ahead in that game?β
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︎ Oct 18 2021
You know why the Star Wars characters don't use Iphones?
Because they only have Androids
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︎ Sep 12 2021
You know who is the Star Wars character that is also a Swedish band?
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︎ Sep 14 2021
I would put a star wars joke
But I don't wanna force it
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︎ May 28 2021
What does it take for the one whose birthday falls on February 29 to hear 'Happy Birthday' from people?
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︎ Sep 01 2021
Did you know there's a religious group who Hates the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy?
They're the Haitin' Christian Sons.
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︎ Sep 08 2021
What would be used to execute Royals if French Revolution took place in Star Wars?
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︎ Sep 02 2021
I used to know a Star Wars jokeβ¦
But that was a long, long time ago.
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︎ Jul 09 2021
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
βYou know, one would have been enough.β
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︎ Dec 13 2021
Happy Star Wars day!
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︎ May 04 2019
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Are you today's date?
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︎ Oct 10 2021
Disney just announced a Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover
I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
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︎ May 10 2021
Which car is most like a Star Wars action figure?
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︎ Jul 25 2021
My friend from France loves Star Wars and milk tea.
Iβm planning him a Boba FΓͺte.
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︎ Jun 15 2021
What's a star wars character's favorite type of car?
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︎ Jun 13 2021
Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Before I went to the Star Wars cosplay, I thought everyone was one-dimensional. Then I met a pair of gorgeous woman dressed as astromech droids.
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Stars War
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︎ Apr 18 2021
My dad is a Star Wars fan so I decided to draw him a picture of Grogu for Fatherβs Day.
He took one look at it, shook his head and said...
βYoda, bestβ
Happy Fatherβs Day!
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︎ Jun 20 2021
Just bought a terrible thesaurus from a Star Wars gift shop
It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.
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︎ Jun 19 2021
Our son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids.
His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe
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︎ Jan 12 2021
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.
Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Like in Star Wars, things will work out for you
With Luke on your side.
Always look on the light side of the life force.
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︎ May 13 2021
In honor of Star Wars Day (May The Fourth), hereβs a themed dad joke!
Did you know the temperature of a Bacta tank is lukewarm?
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︎ May 04 2021
Just a reminder that it's only "Star Wars Day" if....
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︎ May 04 2021
Proud father of a 6 y/o dad joker
My 6y/o daughter just hit me with this one:
"How does the man in the moon cut his hair?"
"Eclipse it!"
She got a full on dad joke groan out of me, and I couldn't be prouder. <3
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︎ Sep 27 2021
My spouse left me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
Divorce is strong with this one.
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