Happy Birthday Dad Puns

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"... Happy birthday, dear Menu"

points to "Jan 2014" printed on the base of the menu

"Happy birthday to you"

Happy Birthday from Columbus. Cathy (my mom) made you cookies. I ate them for you. Think of it as a slimming birthday present from your waist line to my belly! Your welcome! Happy 21st.

even the cake was in tiers.

Edit: Thank you so much guys! I never expected this to reach 10k upvotes! You guys truly made my day.

Getting karma should be easy as cake

Edit: It’s a giant cake day celebration! Happy cake day everyone!!

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame bird?

Tame way, unique up on it.

(This was actually my Dad's favorite Dad joke. Happy Birthday, Dad!)

Y'know, one would have been enough.

Ba-dum-tss

• Yes, I'm born on Earth Day

I don’t know how they can sleep at night.

....thank you for the dad jokes. They may not all make us die laughing and some we've heard you tell a million times over, but the one thing they have in common is that they're told in kindness and they put a little smile on our faces. And living in this crazy world, that's a very good thing. I love you dad.

My dad is in a care center with Parkinson’s with dementia. He will be 75 on 3/28. He can’t have his party with the virus around and always needs something to occupy him so I thought birthday cards of dad jokes would keep him busy and make him happy. He was always a master of them. Thank you 🙏

Ray Heng Terrace Glen room 184 3400 Alburnett Rd Marion IA 52302

In my birthday card my dad wrote, "It seems like only a year ago we celebrated your 17th birthday"

Yesterday was my dad's birthday, and he turned 52. I called him to wish him a happy birthday, find out what he wanted to do for dinner, etc, all the stuff you do on someone's birthday.

Then I said, "You're only ten years away from your one-minute birthday!"

He seemed confused so I had to clarify... "You know, your... Sixty-Second birthday!"

I could hear the cringe through the phone, and I heard my fiancée groan from downstairs.

Now I just have to hope he forgets over the next ten years so I can make this joke again.

Mom's Text to Dad - "My phone says it will be 95 on Saturday. I don't know what to do."

...

Dad's Reply - "Wish it a Happy Birthday."

Dad: Guess what kiddo, I'm 53 today! Kid: Oh wow, Dad, happy birthday! Dad: It's not my birthday, I'm just letting you know I'm 53 today. Kid: .........

...happy birthday dad.

^its ^a joke ^about ^^DAD

He answered the phone on his birthday and it was my aunt, uncle, and cousins. They sang happy birthday to him. Near the end of the song, he hands me the phone and tells me to say, "hold on, I'll go get my Dad."

They sang again.

*Last night, my brother was cutting up the cake said that "Happy Birthday Chris" across it. He cuts between the C & H in Chris and takes the C piece..."

Dad: "Hey! I was going to eat my name piece!"

Me: "Well... I guess its hris now!"

...No one laughed but my dad, but his hearty guffaw made up for it.

My friend has a little girl and every year on her birthday I pretend to think shes older than she is.

me: hey isn't it your birthday today? what are you, like 8 years old now?

her: no! I'm only 5!

Every year on her birthday I joke with her like that... did the same thing to her older sister.

Then today, again on her birthday, I heard her on speaker phone with her uncle who called to wish her happy birthday, and he did the exact same joke. It made me feel old... have I been dad-joking all along?

Today is my father's birthday so naturally we wanted his grandson, my son to tell him happy birthday on the phone. For some reason he was being super quiet. I kept saying "Say happy birthday to Papa, say happy birthday" Nope, nothin, nada. I say again "Say happy birthday silence.....say anything"

My son "Anything"

He's going to be a great Dad

So have a happy birthday, for Pete's sake.

Birthday card from my dad.

So it's my birthday, and my dad calls to tell me happy birthday.

Dad: So, what are you now? 20?

Me: Yep.

Dad: Man, time just flies. It seems like yesterday you were only 19.

Seconds away from seeing him I thought to ask how to say Happy Birthday, she just said it's complicated.

Dad: Dzień dobry

Her: Wszystkiego Najlepszego Z Okazji Urodzin!

Me: It's Complicated!

For about 3 years it has been my moms 39th birthday, so my dads response was buying a huge banner that said "Happy 3rd annual 39th birthday"

We're at dinner at the local pub at the moment: Sis: If you sing happy birthday to me i might get a free sundae! Dad: What would you have gotten yesterday, a free saturday!?!?!

I remember this one from my toddler years. My b-day is June 14, which happens to be the unknown holiday called Flag Day.

Me: "Daddy, guess what day it is?"

Dad: "Oh, is it the 14^th already? Happy Flag Day son!"

I would get really upset at him every year for that one until I started to get the joke. Alternatively, my mom's birthday happens to be December 25. So you can imagine:

Mom: "Merry Christmas, honey!"

Dad: "Christmas? Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought it was your birthday!"

He was walking behind me through the store and I noticed that he wasn't replying in conversation so I turned around and he wasn't there. I went to look for him and as I'm walking down an aisle and all of a sudden he comes around the corner at the end of the aisle with a Darth Vader helmet (no voice changer but he made it work) and he says "I am your father!" I could not stop laughing, happy birthday Dad.

Me: Happy Birthday Dad, how old are you now? 29? 30?

Dad: I must be 18 because your mom keeps telling me to grow up

Groan...

So today was my dad's 39th birthday and we could only find one candle for the cake. So after we sang the traditional "Happy Birthday to you" someone asks how old he is. Looking down at the cake he suddenly gets the goofiest grin I've seen in my life and proceeds with

"I'm one year old!" He then begins to crack up...dammit Dad.

Me: I honestly don't know what to give you this year.

Dad: Can you clap three times?

I clap

Dad: Thanks for giving me a round of applause.

Happy birthday dad

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“One would have been enough.”

Today is my brother's birthday.

Dad sent me a text this morning saying "Happy Birthday."