A list of puns related to "Happy Birthday Card"
As my son have me my 50th birthday card, I said " You know, i would have been happy with one"
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My dad is in a care center with Parkinson’s with dementia. He will be 75 on 3/28. He can’t have his party with the virus around and always needs something to occupy him so I thought birthday cards of dad jokes would keep him busy and make him happy. He was always a master of them. Thank you 🙏
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