Happy Birthday Brother Puns

A list of puns related to "Happy Birthday Brother"

Why is today a soldier's least favorite day?

Because it's March Forth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iorgfeflkd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2014
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I was at a restaurant tonight with family, when my dad started singing: "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you..." (it was no one's birthday - we all looked confused)

"... Happy birthday, dear Menu"

points to "Jan 2014" printed on the base of the menu

"Happy birthday to you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danieljr1992
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2015
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Dadjoked my dad on his birthday

*Last night, my brother was cutting up the cake said that "Happy Birthday Chris" across it. He cuts between the C & H in Chris and takes the C piece..."

Dad: "Hey! I was going to eat my name piece!"

Me: "Well... I guess its hris now!"

...No one laughed but my dad, but his hearty guffaw made up for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthjuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2014
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Today is my brother's birthday...

Today is my brother's birthday.

Dad sent me a text this morning saying "Happy Birthday."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaveIsLame2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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