I ran into the office this morning and switched the m and n keys on as many keyboards as I could. Some might call me a monster but
The rest are definitely goimg to call ne a nomster.
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Whatโs the biggest difference between N. Korea and S. Korea?
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︎ Jan 06 2022
I ate the Scrabble tiles O, U, O, N, Y and Tโฆ
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︎ Dec 29 2021
Went to get a Christmas sign at the store. They had an N, an O, and an Eโฆ
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︎ Dec 15 2021
Whatโs the first step a dog does when making Mac n Cheese?
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︎ Jan 12 2022
Tis Deceaseโn
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︎ Nov 12 2021
I'm trying to put together a top level Hide-N-Seek team. The problem is....
good players are hard to find.
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︎ Sep 23 2021
Chemist n Plumber
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︎ Mar 28 2021
N S F W
Reads the second-hand compass that I purchased.
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︎ Jul 17 2021
Genie: โWhatโs your first wish?โ
Steve: โI wish I was rich.โ
Genie: โWhatโs your second wish, Rich?โ
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︎ Oct 16 2021
Most of you have probably heard of the seven P's, but how many have heard of the 6 N's?
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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︎ Oct 08 2021
โNโ in me, thankfully.
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︎ Sep 30 2021
Ceci n'est pas une pun
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︎ Jul 25 2021
Mac n cheese
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︎ Jul 09 2021
Whatโs long, strong, bendable and has the letters p, i, n, s, e?
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︎ May 28 2021
Me, cooking Mac nโ cheese
Dad: arenโt you lactose intolerant?
Me: some things are worth farting for
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︎ Aug 15 2021
Been trying to organize a game of hide-n-seek for my local community
But good players are hard to find.
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︎ Jun 23 2021
N-ice-
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︎ May 18 2021
So i decided to play hide n seek with my straight friend
And now he won't come out of closet
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︎ Jul 23 2021
American torque: 60 ft-lbs. English torque: 82 Nโขm
German torque: Gรผtentite.
Russian torque: ะRะคาิะคำบำบ!
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︎ Jul 30 2021
When I was a kid, my best friend was killed when he rode a Slip n Slide straight into an open manhole.
His cause of death was listed as a sewer slide.
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︎ Jun 25 2021
What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I remember that teacher asking me to name something that starts with the letter N that I was not very good at.
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︎ May 21 2021
Mac n' cheese
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︎ May 08 2021
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
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︎ Feb 06 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Hide N' Seek
I once knew this kid who grew up in the same suburban cul de sac as I did. He was hounding the kids in our little community to play hide and seek with him, but we were too busy playing tag and cops 'n' robbers to want to change games, and honestly the kid was a little strange.
One time, we were bored on a Sunday and this kid comes around and asks if we wanna play hide and seek. To the kids surprise, we all got up and followed him to this place he knew about called the abandoned airfield.
We had the best time playing with him, but he kept hiding behind one of the hangars and he would always get found first. I asked him why he kept hiding in the same place, to which he responded:
"My dad always said that the best place to hide something is in plane site."
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︎ Jun 30 2021
I am opening a rock'n'roll-themed Opticians.
I'm going to call it Johnny C Goode.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Capโn Crunch and Tony the Tiger are getting married next month.
Donโt laugh, this is cereal.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
I just realized nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g"
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Fun fact: there are actually 2 โNโs in the alphabet...
... l m N o p ... w x y N z
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︎ May 22 2021
I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.
No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?
A-buck-an-ear!
Sorry if its not that good.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
Mate: Aye, the cannons be ready, Cap'n!
Captain: *are
Text adaptation of this
I wish this was my joke.
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︎ May 05 2021
R.N.L.I, robot.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Mac n Cheese
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︎ May 29 2020
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
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Ahh yes... Frants
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Why do people in N/A stand in circles and hold hands???
Because they dont do Lines anymore.
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Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G.
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