Because they didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
Because he always shoots first.
Then he would have been so low.
It was Chewy.
Police issue statement: be on the lookout for hardened criminals.
Ear goes.
It was Chewie
Starry night
Technically a school bus?
My, how you have groan
I guess German Shepards aren't such a dangerous breed after all!
Sans Gruber
No pun in ten did.
Cause I hear it was in Pisces
A Christler.
Coldplay. Because, It was all yellow.
"I drink it!"
I think it had just delivered a package or something.
They could only produce a Solo child.
I asked him if he would like a drink.....He said No thanks, I've got one 'ear
It, too, is missing big peice of veneer.
The brother who went missing: Where Diddy Gogh
The constipated maternal uncle: Can’t Gogh
The niece suffering from diarrhoea: Gotta Gogh
The overly dramatic sister: Here We Gogh
Itinerant son: Up And Gogh
The entire time he was out for the Count.
Danny Trejo-ho-ho
Merry Christmas, y'all
The driver blamed it on the rocky road
Van Hailin'
It was a Carbonite copy!
Because he's still a Wookie.
I posted maybe a month ago and wanted to give you all an update on how the wedding went!
My absolutely stunning bride walked down the isle to "The Throne Room" song from A New Hope where Princess Leia gives the medals to Han and Luke.
My vows were:
"You are the love of my life. Ever since you walked into my life about 2.5 years ago, you have made literally every part of my life better and more beautiful, you have filled my life with a lot of laughter and love. You have this amazing indefinable quality to you that makes you so amazing and the perfect woman for me. I love you with all of my heart.
Even when we are apart for only a few hours, we tell each other how much we miss each other. Well today, I misses you.
I vow that I will always be there for you, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, but let’s make it richer, we are the Richardsons
I vow that I will do my best to keep you laughing, smiling and happy for the rest of our lives.
I vow that I will never give you up, I will never let you down, I will never run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
I vow I will love you with all of the love, for all of my days."
It was a beautiful evening, with lots of laughs, plenty of serious heartfelt moments and lots of happiness! My wife and I could not be happier and it was perfect! I hope you all had a good day, I sure did!
He wanted to go Solo
Harrison Fjord.
it has a bit of veneer missing.
I give her a nightly dad joke from this forum.
Tonight she got me
Hey: what’s a kidnappers favorite shoes
Me: (not expecting a dad joke)I don’t know
Her: white vans
Me: speechless.
Because it's chewy.
The whole area is coned off.
The cast, made up of high-profile action stars, were choosing their roles.
Sylvester Stallone went "I want to be Mozart!". Bruce Willis said "Then I'll be Beethoven!" and Jean -Claude Van Damme, "I'll go with Tchaikovsky".
After a moment of silence, Arnold Schwarzenegger stood up, looked at everyone in the room, and said "I'll be Bach".
it's Hans free now..
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
It was Chewie.
It was chewie
Because it was Chewy
