Hadron Collider Puns

A list of puns related to "Hadron Collider"

People who think the Large Hadron Collider will destroy the earth...

...are very con-CERNed.

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👤︎ u/spar_wors
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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A Vietnamese restaurant just opened near the Large Hadron Collider.

Pho-Ton; they are known for their light broth.

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👤︎ u/chexmp
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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Why did they build the Hadron Collider in Switzerland?

They needed to keep the atoms neutral

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👤︎ u/Youngblood519
📅︎ Mar 24 2018
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Do you know why all dyslectic gay guys go to Geneva for vacation?

They all wanna see the Large Hadron Collider

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👤︎ u/kransen25
📅︎ Sep 19 2018
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