What do you guys think of this picture that I drew?

https://imgur.com/Qo6lEIa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IseeIcyIcedTea
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded β€˜Lola’ and β€˜You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...

I just have to work out a few Kinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Do you guys remember that Chris Farley SNL sketch where he played the timid interviewer guy?

That was awesome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why do you call the guy that’s afraid a pear will annoy him at any time?

Pearannoyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oberynmviper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call a guy that herds reindeer instead of cattle?

A Jolly Rancher!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gullible-Effect
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call a Scottish guy that's almost home?

Hamish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lav_
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Do you guys know that vampires aren’t real?

Unless you Count Dracula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrRockter
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I once new a guy that used to do circumcisions

He told me, β€œThe money isn’t great, but I get to keep the tips”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarl_draven
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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What do you call a girl that looks like a guy?

A-man-duh

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Do you guys know that Stephen King has a son named Joe King? I'm not joking, but his son is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewetkyle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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What do you call a guy that comes over and breaks the butt end off of grandad's old hunting rifle?

A stock broker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PharmDiddy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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How do you explain a guy that can't help farting around his girl friend?

He's just inflatuated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daedal71
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Do you know the story of the guy that had 5 penises?

His condoms fitted him like a glove.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lazaryx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Do you guys remember that 'One Hit Wonder' Gotye guy?

One could say that he's now somebody that we used to know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asmf132
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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What do you give a guy with a cold that is pretending to be a government agent?

PseudoFed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frupp110
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What do you call and official government order that involves two guys going to dinner?

A mandate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheresTheWombo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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What do you call an Asian guy that can spit bars?

Rapanese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FakeSandwhich
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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What do you call an Asian guy that is always there before he needs to be?

Earl Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterqub
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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What do you call a guy that can't consume milk and must have a piece of toast by him at all times?

Lack-toast intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Playa41
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2017
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Do you guys remember that guy who was hit by a meteorite?

I bet now he wishes it was a meteoleft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Yolo_Swagman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2016
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"Do you remember that guy who worked at the mushroom factory?"

"How could I forget? He was such a fun guy!"

Best said out loud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LightReaper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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