I once saw a guy staring at a can of orange juice, and when I asked him why he was doing that,
he said, "because it says 'concentrate' on the can."
My family was doing the dinner dishes together and our mum was washing the dishes in the sink. She asked “could you guys load the dishwasher please?”
So my dad brought her a glass of wine.
What do you call a guy doing ominous Latin chanting?
You guys hear Eddie Murphy and Mr. Potatohead are doing a movie?!?
They named I️t Spuddy Professor
Why do girls with daddy issues like guys with dad bods?
They’re just looking for a father figure
Some guys are talking about wether they prefer to use urinals or toilets to do their business, then one of the friends say "I sit down when I pee"
Another friend proceeds to curse and weep at the first friend yelling "I though you were a stand-up guy!"
What do you call a guy who just had his arm torn off?
What do you call a guy who can't float?
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean??
What do you call a guy who really likes deer?
What do you call a guy who just got a leg bitten off by a lion?
Three guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matchbox or lighter, what do they do?
They throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
What do you call a guy who has better than 20/20 vision?
Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
What do you call an overconfident white guy gluing the space between your tiles?
A cocky Caucasian caulker
What do you call a smart guy in a lamp?
What do you call a guy who rents out his router?
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
What do you call 2 guys tied up and stuck in a window?
Do you guys know what the most popular car in South Boston is?
What do you call a guy from Barcelona without car?
What do you call a guy whose car breaks down on his way to meeting his lover?
What do you call a guy who fell into a well?
What do you call a guy with an ant on his knee?
What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs standing in the windowsill?
Do you guys remember that Chris Farley SNL sketch where he played the timid interviewer guy?
What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?
What do you call a little guy in a pointy hat on a train saying "tick tick tick"?
What do you call a guy who lives in a hole ?
What do you call a Christian guy in drag?
What do you call a guy who stinks at wordplay?
What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?
PunGent
Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.
A guy asks his friend, "Do you know how many people have died because of these masks?"
The friend replied, " No buddy".
What do ya call a guy in wheelchair who has HIV and Heartburn
How do two French guys share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network.
Why do you call the guy that’s afraid a pear will annoy him at any time?
What do you call a guy who comes across a bit rude and abrupt?
What Do You Call A Guy Who Wears TShirts With A Cross On Them
A cross dresser. Ha ha. (I made it up myself.)
What do you guys think of german sausages?
I think they are the wurst
The guy working in the factory was told he was not strong enough to do the job
He decided to quit by handing in his too weak notice
What do you call a guy who always arrives on time
Justin time. (Got it from that tracer voiceline)
How do you call a guy with a seagull on his shoulder?
What do you call awesome guys named Richard?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes but no matches or lighter. What do they do?
They throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
What do I call a guy with rubber toe
What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?
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