Was helping my dad clean the gutters and got dadjoked.

I was attempting to climb onto the roof to clean the pine needles off but was having trouble because the roof itself was really hot. I turned to my dad and asked him for some gloves to help with the heat. His response was, "what did you expect, it's been sitting out in the sun all day?"

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👤︎ u/DawnSoap
📅︎ Oct 21 2014
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Get your mind out of the gutter, Dad!

Today I held the ladder for my dad while he was cleaning the gutters out, in the rain no less.

An acorn rolls down the newly cleaned out gutter, making quite a racket and falling down the drain spout.

Dad: "Looks like I got a strike! Well, actually, more like a gutter ball!"

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👤︎ u/Dotnikus
📅︎ Dec 06 2013
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