I made this a few years ago and was reminded of it when I was made aware the original song is now apparently on tictok enjoy, feel free to roast and use as you wish lol
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Japan long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Novoselic chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach mythology like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Gundham Tanaka
Lover of the future queen
With his 12 zodiac sentinels
Gundham Tanaka
Japan's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the underworld and never mind satan
And the great hellspawn he controlled with ease
In all affairs of life he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a strong hamster
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a necromancer
Who could teach her well
Gundham Tanaka
Lover of the future queen
With his 12 zodiac sentinels
Gundham Tanaka
Japan's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his powers and magics
And his incredible skills
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This man's just got to go", declared his only rival
But the princess begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Tanaka had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, she just fell into his arms
Then one night the man of lower standing
Set a trap, he's not to blame
"Come to visit me", he kept demanding
And he really came
Gundham Tanaka
Lover of the future queen
He trapped him into his car
Gundham Tanaka
Japan's greatest love machine
He demanded to know if he loved her
Gundham Tanaka
Lover of the future queen
Was honest with the mechanic man
Gundham Tanaka
Japan's greatest love machine
Was released without any harm
Oh, those Simps...
Tanaka is a super common last name in Japan and I feel like not enough people appreciate this
I'm certain my user gives it away, but I love him sm :D
Am I the only one who likes Gundham Tanaka much more in anime than in game? While I watched danganronpa whenever I saw him I was like " He is much cooler and less creepier than in a game, wtf ''
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