I knew a guy who named his guitar Provolone.

Whenever he played, he shredded cheese.

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Princess Leia: For the last time, Han

We are not naming our son Guitar Solo.

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In the next Star Wars movie, it is revealed that Han Solo had two other sons.

Their names were Drum and Guitar

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Serenaded

I'm not a Dad yet but I figure I should practice every chance I get...

I was teaching a woman (named Sarah) how to play guitar and she remarked that she was serenading me, to which I corrected her, "You're SARAHnading me..."

Eyes were rolled.

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