Guitar Center Puns

So i made a pit stop at ol' GC to kill off a gift card from Xmas.

I needed one of those little plastic egg shakers (musicians will know) and some drum sticks. The two gentlemen were very rad & we stood around shootin' the shit for a bit.

Then the one who had my plastic shaker in his hand went to exhibit its shaker-y-ness only for it to fly out of his hands (on accident of course) and nail me in the chest.

The other gentleman responded with "That's not what he meant by drum throne!"

I swear I heard angels singing as they descended down a badly played Stairway to Heaven.

He played lead guitar. He said "we weren't very good...however one time we played at a juvenile detention center and we had a captive audience".

Friend sent me a message this morning while she was out looking at guitars.

Friend: Oh my god, I love Guitar Center.

Me: Yeah I hear that place has pretty great acoustics.