Got dad joked at Guitar Center and it was beautiful!

So i made a pit stop at ol' GC to kill off a gift card from Xmas.

I needed one of those little plastic egg shakers (musicians will know) and some drum sticks. The two gentlemen were very rad & we stood around shootin' the shit for a bit.

Then the one who had my plastic shaker in his hand went to exhibit its shaker-y-ness only for it to fly out of his hands (on accident of course) and nail me in the chest.

The other gentleman responded with "That's not what he meant by drum throne!"

I swear I heard angels singing as they descended down a badly played Stairway to Heaven.

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📅︎ Mar 03 2015
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Yesterday one of my friends and I went to guitar center

and we found a Schecter C1 with a natural wood finish and spent like an hour playing it, despite being in the middle of a room packed full of exotic guitars. I own a Schecter bass and through playing a few different models I have come to the conclusion that Schecter is the Valve of guitar manufacturers, but I'm not here to wax poetic about Schecters, I can do that on my own time.

Anyway, we went home afterwards and he posted a status on Facebook about it, which included the line

> ...and in a room full of hyperexotics, spent an hour metaphorically jerking off to a Schecter C1.

I replied with

>>metaphorically

and he came back with

>They don't call it a wood finish for nothin'.

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👤︎ u/teuast
📅︎ Aug 30 2014
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My dad was in a rock n roll band in middle school

He played lead guitar. He said "we weren't very good...however one time we played at a juvenile detention center and we had a captive audience".

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📅︎ Mar 01 2015
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Dadjoked my musical friend today.

Friend sent me a message this morning while she was out looking at guitars.

Friend: Oh my god, I love Guitar Center.

Me: Yeah I hear that place has pretty great acoustics.

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📅︎ Dec 09 2014
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