Someone baked my sword! It made me so angry!! I guess you could say...
I lost my temper
Joe Biden's dog, Major, was kicked out for biting a staffer. I guess you could say he was...
...impooched.
I guess you could say I was destined to be a dermatologist.
Hello. I'm Dr. Lance Boyle.
I'm a real big fan of cars. I guess you could say I am..
A Motörhead.
I guess you could say this cat is... Cathletic:)
I guess you could say he’s a...... screw driver
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's...
Meaty ogre
The smurf really messed up I guess you could say
he blue it
My roommate Esther and I wanted to get a new rug for our apartment, but we didn't have a tape measure. So we had to use Esther's height to guess the approximate dimensions we wanted. We bought a rug one Esther wide by two Esthers long. You could say we...
I guess you could say she didn’t see it coming...
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
I guess you could say it's the.......Bear necessities
So I guess you could say Florida has a reptile disruption. usatoday.com/story/news/n…
I guess you could say this is the pinnacle of puns. i.reddituploads.com/e7051…
Did you hear about the guy that robbed the library for every book they had? When questioned on how he did it he told authorities he basically talked the librarian into letting him. So i guess you could say he got a way with words.
My wife left me because of my obsession with crosswords. I guess you could say I'm...
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Across
1 Severe and overwhelming shock or grief (10)
The tree was complaining about waking up a little stiff. I guess you could say he had...
Morning wood.
I was in my kitchen and my cousin went next to me as I was looking at the brownies, placed a fork and said fork u. + to add on to this as I was trying to take this photo the brightness wasn’t working properly so my dad’s girlfriend goes “guess you could say it’s forked”
Boy does that dog look tired. I guess you could say he's ex-paw-sted
I guess you could say that Jeff's Session's over
Portal: Bridge Constructor suddenly added trading cards. I guess you could say it was...
Neil Diamond has just bought his new car, a Saab, on eBay. I guess you could say he got a Swede car online
My grandad went crazy and stopped wearing his diapers. I guess you could say he’s
off the Depends
I guess you could say there are Hella Copters imgur.com/ezNLJ4Y
I guess you could say she turned him on. m.imgur.com/H5XWuSA
In the dictionary, r/dadjokes is in the middle of r/dadjoke and r/dadjokesinhistory so I guess you could say it’s in a sub sandwich.
Dad: I guess you could say it's a bit muggy outside today
Wife: if I go out side and all our mugs are on the grass I'm leaving you Dad: (sips his coffee from a bowl)
It's - 30 degrees Celsius outside, the door is open and someone knocks Steve outside... I guess you could say that he was knocked out cold.
I guess you could say that a pessimistic astronaut draws life in...
negative space
I guess you could say Colin Kaepernick can't stand what's going on in this country
Found a sheep covered in plastic, guess you could say it was... imgur.com/cVli44N
Calculus Professor says "I guess you could say distance is overrated." i.reddituploads.com/098fe…
Neil Diamond has just bought his new car, a Saab, on eBay. I guess you could say he got a Swede car online
