40 Hilarious Guess Who Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I just went to get my glasses fixed and you’ll never guess who I ran into when I was there!

That’s right!

.... Everyone.

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👤︎ u/Kayden_Pauser

📅︎ Dec 01 2020

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As a woman who worked for the church this past year, guess how much sex I had?

Nun!

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👤︎ u/Miss_Aia

📅︎ Jan 01 2021

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Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed...

Everybody

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👤︎ u/typpo_06

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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Guess who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor!

>!Everybody!<

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👤︎ u/keratoconusgroup

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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Went to go pick my glasses up from SpecSavers today and you’ll never guess who I bumped into!

Everyone.

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👤︎ u/batchyyyyy

📅︎ Oct 24 2020

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Guess who I saw today

Everyone I looked at

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👤︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn

📅︎ Sep 20 2020

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Guess who has 7 thumbs and just got fired from the morgue?

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👤︎ u/djfromthe90s

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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My girlfriend broke up with me so I took her wheelchair. Guess who’s crawling back now..

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👤︎ u/CHEEZY_21

📅︎ Sep 18 2019

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Guess who came crawling back?

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👤︎ u/21lladnar

📅︎ Aug 31 2019

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You’ll never guess who I bumped into at spec savers

Everyone

My dad actually told us this

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👤︎ u/ben--dover123

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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Guess who I saw this morning?!

Everybody I looked at.

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👤︎ u/Wutisthis66204

📅︎ Nov 18 2019

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Dad went out last night, "Guess who I saw last night?", he asks

"everyone i looked at"

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👤︎ u/rectic

📅︎ Mar 19 2017

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Guess who's got 3 thumbs and can't count

This guy 👍 😎 👍

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👤︎ u/DemigodRob

📅︎ Jul 05 2019

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If Yoda went on stage to introduce the band “Guess Who,” the audience would be so confused.

He’d come to the microphone and simply say “Guess Who, this is”

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👤︎ u/TilTheRiverRunsDry

📅︎ Apr 01 2019

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Guess who's comin' to town, guys?! imgur.com/cAhkB4S

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👤︎ u/UnsolvedMrE

📅︎ Dec 05 2014

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You would not guess who I bumped into at the optometrist.

It was everyone. I need glasses.

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👤︎ u/DrKluge

📅︎ Feb 02 2018

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Didn't want to tell my friends who I'm hanging out with tonight, I guess you could say I'm keeping things......

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👤︎ u/switchedflip

📅︎ Sep 07 2014

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I hurt my foot driving the other day, guess who I called?

The Toe Company

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👤︎ u/ConvulsionFlow

📅︎ Jul 09 2018

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Guess who I saw today?

Everybody I looked at!

My grandfather would get me with that all the time.

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👤︎ u/Richboy455

📅︎ Nov 07 2013

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Guess who?

In the car my dad and I were listening to a classic rock station, and he asked me to guess who was playing on the station, I said I don't know, and he replied "Guess Who?" I took this as an invitation to guess, but I really had no clue. This continued for a good 20 minutes before he finally got tired of it and told me the band was The Guess Who.

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👤︎ u/boblikespie1

📅︎ Apr 30 2014

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*Places hand on back* Guess who's back?

Yours!

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👤︎ u/freakinhuge

📅︎ Aug 01 2015

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Guess who sings this song?

I was about 8 and a friend's dad was driving us somewhere when American Woman comes on the radio.

Friend's Dad(FD): Guess who sings this song?

Me: I don't know.. The Beatles?

FD: No, Guess Who

Me: The Eagles?

FD: Guess Who is the name of the band

Me: groan

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👤︎ u/serjfan7

📅︎ Oct 28 2013

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Guess who's here!

After looking out the window for a bit I ask, "Guess who's here!" The kids come running to the window as I say "We are."

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👤︎ u/geektophat

📅︎ Jan 04 2014

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Dad driven crazy by daughter who doesn't know Guess Who is name of a band. youtube.com/watch?v=xmVls…

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👤︎ u/splatco

📅︎ Sep 20 2013

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Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed?

Everybody

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos

📅︎ Apr 16 2020

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Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed

Everybody.

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👤︎ u/KoronaSenpai

📅︎ Mar 27 2020

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Guess who I saw today?

Everyone I looked at.

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👤︎ u/oneinamelon

📅︎ Jul 08 2020

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Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed

Everybody.

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👤︎ u/KoronaSenpai

📅︎ Mar 27 2020

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Guess who I saw today?

Everyone I looked at.

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👤︎ u/bigfrogiant95

📅︎ Jan 02 2020

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Went to the opticians yesterday, guess who I bumped into?

Everyone

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👤︎ u/scottmarti7

📅︎ Feb 14 2020

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Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed

Everybody.

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👤︎ u/washcapsfan37

📅︎ Mar 27 2019

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You'll never guess who I saw today

Everybody I looked at

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👤︎ u/jcqantihero

📅︎ May 23 2015

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Guess who I saw today

Everyone I looked at

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👤︎ u/Consinneration

📅︎ Nov 24 2018

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Guess who I saw today?

Everyone I looked at!

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👤︎ u/sebasteve716

📅︎ Apr 04 2018

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You'll never guess who I bumped into at the opticians!

Everyone.

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👤︎ u/spudgun81

📅︎ Apr 26 2018

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You'll never guess who I bumped into at the opticians the other day.

Everyone.

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👤︎ u/half_beard

📅︎ Sep 22 2016

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Guess who I saw today?

Everybody I looked at.

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👤︎ u/LeverShan

📅︎ Feb 16 2016

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You will never guess who I saw today!

Everyone that I looked at.

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👤︎ u/AlphaNapster

📅︎ Feb 04 2015

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Guess who I saw today?

Everybody I looked at.

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👤︎ u/laythepipe

📅︎ Jul 31 2013

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Guess who I saw today?!

Everyone I looked at!

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👤︎ u/absolutefuture

📅︎ Oct 05 2014

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