People such as Louis Vuitton, Ulysses S. Grant, Stonewall Jackson, and Johann Strauss II would have been alive around the time of Mozart if he had lived into his 70s.
Abraham Lincoln was born only 18 years after Mozart's (actual) death date.
If Abraham Lincoln hadn't been assassinated and lived into his 90s, he would've been alive along with Babe Ruth, Guccio Gucci, Joseph Stalin, Dwight D. Eisenhower, and Picasso -- who was alive during the first moon landing in 1969.
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
They’re on standbi
I won't be doing that today!
