Grey Colour Puns

A list of puns related to "Grey Colour"

“Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Do you want to colour your hair?”

Bond: No time to Dye. Dye another day.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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Paul McCartney has decided to admit he's getting older and stop colouring his hair and has been spotted with his new grey mop top

Before he got dye with a little help from his friends

Now it can't dye me love

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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Just some jokes about colours

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

  • a carrot

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

  • dung

What’s green and smells like red paint?

  • green paint

Whats red and bad for your teeth

  • a brick

I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,

  • I tell you, that came right out of the purple.

Colours making a phone call... Green green, green green....Yellow!

What colour is the wind

  • blew

What’s grey and can’t fly

  • a car park
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👤︎ u/djgw88
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

James Bond: No thank you. Dye another day.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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