Gaspar Griswold Bacon, better known as David Bacon was discovered stabbed and barely clinging to life after crashing his car in a Californian field. As he lay dying, Bacon has asked witnesses to help him. Bacon did not live long enough to identify who murdered him.
According to his wife, Greta Keller, Bacon was supposed to be going to a friend’s house to swim. The original plan was for Keller to go with Bacon, but there was an alleged fight over Keller not wanting to engage in intercourse so Bacon went alone. There is no indication that Bacon did swim at the friend’s pool, but he was found wearing nothing but a pair of blue denim shorts (described as swim trunks in another article). It seems likely that it had actually been swim trunks. Of course, all of the evidence is now lost with time.
Bacon was killed by a single knife wound that pierced his lower heart. According to the county autopsy examiner, Frank R Webb, a person could live for twenty minutes with such a wound. The interior of Bacon’s car was soaked with blood, but there was no blood on the outside of the car. It was never clear whether Bacon was stabbed inside or outside the car (in a different location from where he was found). The knife was never found, despite the beanfield being thoroughly searched and local businesses questioned. Some publications theorize the wound could have been from a stiletto.
Bacon was born to an old money family in Massachusetts, Bacon’s father was a politician. However, Bacon was not interested in following in his fathers foot steps and after graduating from Harvard, Bacon moved out west to California in 1939.
Not long after moving to Hollywood, In 1939, Bacon was arrested for contributed to the delinquency of a 15-year-old newsboy. Sentence was suspended on his promise to leave California for three years. However this did not keep Bacon away as he returned earlier than the court ordered to work in a film “Ten Gentlemen From West Point in 1942. Bacons work on screen was mostly small parts. At some point, Bacon married Greta Keller who was an actress herself.
Bacon’s best remembered work was The Masked Marvel but it faired poorly and did not recoup its budget. Keller later reported that Bacon was humiliated. Keller also suggested that Bacon was sleeping with his manager, Howard Hughes who is a known womanizer. Keller claims that her and Bacon’s marriage was a “Lavender marriage” and both were attracted to the same sex. Bacon’s sexuality was the potential mo
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Despite being one of the more minor members of the Ironblood in her opinion, Gneisenau considered herself quite adept in one particular skill of hers that she believed few others in the faction possessed: she was very, very tech-savvy. And given her present circumstances, she was more than happy to demonstrate this skill and lend her assistance. With Bismarck's upcoming video conference with the other faction heads commencing in less than ten minutes, there was little room for lag and error in the connection, lest the faction head make a fool of herself.
Which she swore would not happen so long as she breathed.
"Is the connection stable?" asked Odin expectantly as she stood up from behind Bismarck's desk. Since the priority ship was more conducive to electricity and made for a fantastic tester of the internet connection speed, Gneisenau was more than happy with her lending a hand. Or two, in this case.
Taking on a contemplative expression, the battlecruiser adjusted her glasses and moved the massive router one inch to the right. "Just a little...bit...more...and...there!"
Glancing at the large desktop monitor, the raider smiled in satisfaction as all five connection bars lit up green at the bottom right corner of the screen. Moving to stand beside her, Odin looked on in curiosity.
"So...is it working?" asked the priority ship as she scratched her head with a confused look. Seeing her puzzled expression, Gneisenau decided to clarify. "To put it into layman's terms, yes. As you can guess, a stable internet connection is absolutely vital, especially during a video conference such as this one. Any sort of hiccup, and Herrin Bismarck is likely to either miss an important piece of information, or say something embarrassing, which we cannot allow to happen," she explained.
Blinking several times, the priority ship merely adjusted her officer's hat with a less than confused look. "Ah...right. I'm sorry. I was never one for all this...technology, as you all call it. I am more accustomed to battle, strategies, and the like." said Odin apologetically.
Gneisenau merely waved it off in response. "Pay it no mind, Odin. Leave all the tinkering and technology to me." Glancing at her watch, the battleship grinned. "And we're right on schedule! Thank you for your help, by the way."
"But of course. Anything to help," replied the priority ship with a smile.
At that moment
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
