A list of puns related to "Greenwich Avenue"
Was here a few weeks ago and now it's gone. Connecticut state prevented them from selling cars or even discussing the price of vehicles there. Location remains. The store was a very high volume location and constantly had a lot of people in it.
In the season finale he had the movie deal the apt and a meeting with actors- why can't he afford his own defense?
I thought I was a size 38D for almost a decade but after finally getting fed up with the constant adjustments because my bras were not sitting on my chest (i think it's called a boob hat), I decided to finally use this calculator to see what I had wrong. I thought I may have been a 38DD instead or something reasonable but NOPE - turns out I'm a 38H/I (US). I bought a few bras on Boux Avenue and hot damn, these are so much more comfortable! I used to dread taking off my bra because my boobs would be so, so sore and now I don't want to take off my new bras because of how comfortable they are!
However, my store options are SO LIMITED now. I have to cancel my Victoria's Secret credit card because VS doesn't sell anything even close to my size. I also can't buy cheap sports bras anymore on places like SteepandCheap and I can't buy cute lingerie because NO ONE SELLS PRODUCTS FOR BIG BOOBS! I have to go to a physical store and talk to real people (ughh) - the closest that sells my size is in one of the wealthiest towns in the fucking country, Greenwich, CT - but I don't have Greenwich money haha. Greenwich is like Ruth Chris Steakhouse and I've only got McDonald's money - they wouldn't even let me in the damn store if they saw my bank account. I am grateful that I was blessed with these big bosoms but goddamn I can't afford them, especially in this economy haha!
I will likely just stick to using Boux Avenue but I had to get this off my chest (pun intended.) Thank you, sincerely, to the people who created that calculator and this subreddit - I know my boobs appreciate you so much (my wallet does not haha)
My partner and I are moving from Aus π¦πΊ to NYC. WV, Greenwich V and Chelsea all seem like good options. Are there any streets we should avoid? Are there any particular streets / areas with more of a neighbourhood feel? πΏ
The list has 28 shelters in the NYC area that include: Amazon Wish Lists, Target Wish Lists, and direct links to the shelters Donate pages.
I'm not affiliated with any of the shelters, I just wanted to show others how easy it can be to donate essentials (Underwear, Shirts, Gloves, Backpacks) to shelters during the holidays and beyond.
I want to keep the list going, so if you have other shelters in the Tri-State area post them and I will update this list.
Shelter Name with Amazon wish link | Website Link | Direct Donation Link | Other Links | Address |
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Covenant House New York | https://ny.covenanthouse.org | Donation Link | 550 10th Avenue, New York, NY 10018 | |
New York Common Pantry | https://nycommonpantry.org/ | Donation Link | Target Link | 8 East 109th StreetNew York, NY 10029 |
New York City Relief, Inc. | https://cityrelief.org/ | Donation Link | 295 WALNUT ST. ELIZABETH, NJ 07201 | |
Ronald Mcdonald House New York | https://www.rmh-newyork.org/ | Donation Link | 405 East 73rd StreetNew York, NY 10021 & 471 Clarkson Avenue Building S Brooklyn New York 11203 | |
Bridge Fund Of New York Inc | https://thebridgefund.org/ | Donation Link | ||
One City Mission Inc. | https://www.onecitymission.nyc/ | Donation Link | 246 5th Avenue New York, NY 10001 | |
[York Street Project](https://smile.amazon.com/gp/ch/list/22-3117171?ref_=sm |
I was in California talking to a LA native and I told them I am from Minneapolis, Minnesota. They said "Isn't that in... like the middle... east-ish part of the country?" Their reply cracked up because it reminded me of a Brick Tamland quote from the opening scene of Anchorman. Also I thought about how the cartoon cover of The New Yorker titled View of the World from 9th Avenue would look if it was parodied by Los Angeles residents.
After awhile, I wondered what if I took the meaning of these words literally, then the halfway point between the Middle East and the Midwest would be the middle of the world or the "Middle Middle region" or the "MidMiddle region" or... you get the point. Below are my very quick and dirty calculations. I am an amateur and I would be flattered to see GIS nerds do far more precise calculations.
Step 1: Find the middle of both the Midwest and the Middle East.
I used the Geographic Midpoint Calculator to make rough calculations. I used the average latitude/longitude calculation method because it's results seemed more correct than the other methods to my untrained eyeball.
1a. These are the 5 coordinates I used for the Middle East: BΓΌyΓΌkismailce, Turkey (41.816667, 26.466667), Sarakhs, Iran (36.545000, 61.157778), Al Hadd, Oman (22.533083, 59.798306), Al Bahiyah, Yemen (12.638056, 43.957222), and Al Wahat Al Dakhla Desert, Egypt (22.073731, 25.070606) Average latitude/longitude of Middle East: 27.12131, 43.29012
The middle of the Middle East is near Buraydah, Saudi Arabia.
1b. These are the [5 coordinates](https://www.geomidpoint.com/?ml=42.43239&mn=-92.95113&l=48.999873|36.9931|48.190153|41.977243|36.001598
... keep reading on reddit β‘^ As the question states....it still confuses me, help lol
London
Lamborghini Urus - The Dorchester - Google Maps
Mclaren 12C + Pagani Huayra - The Dorchester - Google Maps
Porsche 911 Carrera? - 1 Balfour Pl - Google Maps
Mercedes AMG GT - 84 Mount St - Google Maps
Mercedes AMG SLS - 21 Mount St - Google Maps
Aston Martin DB11 - 120 Mount St - Google Maps
2 Bentley Bentaygas + 2 Bentley Continentals - Jack Barclay Bentley - Google Maps
Lamborghini Hurican - 38 Stratton St - Google Maps
Bugatti Veyron - 75 Stratton St - Google Maps
Mclaren P1 + 570S + 650S - [McLaren London - Google Maps](https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5018702,-0.1613841,3a,75y,27.96h,67.39t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sAF1QipPw6iicNtOA7-8txEHPbm6rHbClsuDS0_95yiLG!2e10!3e11!7i13312!8i6
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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