Compilations of a boxers best knockouts could just be called "[Boxer name] greatest hits"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cfager123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Greatest hits: phone calls

"I can't find my phone--can you call it for me?"

Dad: "Phone! Phone! Where are you?"

"So I called Denise this afternoon."

Dad: "What'd you call her?"

"Alright, love you too."

Dad: "The band?"

Let's hear some more in the comments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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People are usually shocked that I have a police record.

But I love their Greatest hits !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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The greatest baseball player ever was a guy named Hugh McBealy, and he was most famous for every single time he came to the plate knocking the ball high over right field and into the stands.

He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.

He earned the nickname β€œthe machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.

And the day he retired a reporter asked him β€œHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”

Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. β€œWhat do you mean?” He said.

The reporter clarified β€œliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”

Hugh looked dejected and disappointed β€œyeah, my greatest failure...”

β€œWhat do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.

Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.

β€œI’ve been aiming left this whole time”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frnklfrwsr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Dad joked by my in laws

I was at dinner with my family and I spoke up about Chris Squire dying recently and how he was a part of the band Yes.

My sister in law pipes up with: "Ahh, Yes, with their greatest hits: "Mhm" "Yep" "Okay"

With which my brother in law chimes in "There was also Affirmative but that was a little too nerdy for me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucidWuggeh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2015
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People are usually shocked that I have a Police record.

But I love their greatest hits!

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