A list of puns related to "Greatest Hit"
"I can't find my phone--can you call it for me?"
Dad: "Phone! Phone! Where are you?"
"So I called Denise this afternoon."
Dad: "What'd you call her?"
"Alright, love you too."
Dad: "The band?"
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But I love their Greatest hits !
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname βthe machineβ for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him βHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?β
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. βWhat do you mean?β He said.
The reporter clarified βliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!β
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed βyeah, my greatest failure...β
βWhat do you mean?β Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh letβs out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
βIβve been aiming left this whole timeβ
I was at dinner with my family and I spoke up about Chris Squire dying recently and how he was a part of the band Yes.
My sister in law pipes up with: "Ahh, Yes, with their greatest hits: "Mhm" "Yep" "Okay"
With which my brother in law chimes in "There was also Affirmative but that was a little too nerdy for me."
But I love their greatest hits!
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