A list of puns related to "Greater Sac"
For sure need to find a good pho place and taco place, but shoot with any good recs.
Edit: Thank you for all the replies! My wife and I keep a fish bowl-type thing full of written down ideas and randomly draw a new restaurant once a week, so weβll have plenty of options for 2022 now.
Does anyone know where I can get a folklorico dress locally? Thanks!
Hey Nevada City,
Has anyone recently had their wedding at The Stone House? Or been in touch with their management?
Would love to hear your experiences!
Iβm looking to buy quality stuff in larger quantities. Im from the east coast and looking to smoke good stuff while Iβm out here, and Iβm not looking to pay $45+ an eighth. Iβd rather buy 1/2 or 1 oz.
Any Farms / Strains / Dispensary recommendations would be appreciated.
Moving to greater sac area....anywhere from davis, elk grove, granite bay, el dorado, roseville, natomas, whatever. Just looking for the best schools.
Does anyone know of any woodworking or welding schools in the area that take the GI bill? Looking for night classes to learn a new hobby since TA already paid for my degree.
Iβve seen lots of classes run by shops, but it looks kinda slim on the actual school side. Any help is appreciated.
I know there are some websites that help with this but I was hoping for more local insight. We're looking for a venue that can host the ceremony and reception inside, hopefully something with some character or unique vibe.
Anybody been married in a place like this or know of one?
Sacramento has some pretty great places for ramen, I loved raijin and ryujin, where's a good place in Roseville or Folsom?
I am looking for some escape rooms in Sacramento/Elk Grove/Roseville/Rocklin/Folsom.
There are likely only two of us going. (I know not the ideal number but I am aware of this.) But I want a room that is private. I am a student and have found two other escape rooms that seem to range from $25-40. I can work with this. But I do not want to pay $120+ for a private room...
Are there any escape rooms that might be out there?
I found Exit Strategy Games and California State Escape Room.
Hi Guys, just moved to Sacramento.
I'm an avid fan of all sorts of tabletop RPGs, currently interested in playing 5E or Shadowrun, or continued beta testing my own RPG, but I'm down for almost anything.
I've been a GM for 20+ years, and I run a small tabletop roleplaying company.
I noticed that the Meetup.com for the Sacramento area was very sparse, so I'm checking here for more leads on groups in the area, game stores, etc.
This is a stretch, but figured it can't hurt to ask.
Hubby and I are looking for a rental property on acreage that can accommodate 4 horses and are okay with well behaved indoor/outdoor larger breed dogs. While we're not looking to rent a room in a home, we'd be okay with living in a granny unit or a second home on the property. Husband is very handy and can fix just about anything- would love to find somewhere that would be willing to discount rent in exchange for light ranch care-taking duties.
Looking for property as far away from Downtown Sacramento as Auburn, Galt, or Shingle Springs. WE've been looking at Craigslist and Zillow for a few weeks with a few leads but nothing that has panned out so far. Any leads out there would be greatly appreciated!
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TL;DR: Alongside the SEC comments from deepcapture.com on Jim Cramer & Dendreon, Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne publicly called out Jim Cramer and CNBC by name nearly 12 years ago to the day in a press release to all Overstock shareholders.
I'm not the first Superstonker to have found this (I'm pretty sure), but alongside u/missing_the_point's post on Jim Cramer's behavior with regards to Dendreon, I thought this was also relevant. I mentioned this originally in my old Adoboli DD (for the years 2009-2011: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/mp1m53/gme_player_profile_ubs_naked_shorts_2011s_adoboli/) but Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne PUBLICALLY called out not just Jim Cramer but CNBC & more in a shareholders' letter...THAT YOU CAN STILL READ ON THEIR OVERSTOCK.COM PAGE.
Here's the text:
>**'A fine victory for Overstock, a triumph for the cause of cleaning up US capital markets' says CEO Patrick Byrne.**SALT LAKE CITY, Dec 08, 2009 /PRNewswire-FirstCall via COMTEX/ -- Overstock.com, Inc. (Nasdaq: OSTK) today announced that Rocker Partners (now known as Copper River Partners) will pay $5 million to Overstock.com to settle Overstock's claims against the remaining defendants in its case against Rocker Partners, David Rocker, Marc Cohodes, and the management companies and hedge funds they controlled and advised. The defendants have agreed to dismiss their cross-complaint against Overstock.com and Patrick Byrne. Below is a letter from Patrick Byrne, the company's Chairman and CEO, commenting on the settlement (see our story at DeepCapture.com for full details).
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>Dear Owner:
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>The good guys won.
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>I announced Overstock's lawsuit against Rocker in an August 12, 2005 conference call I titled, "The Miscreants' Ball". In that call (and in subsequent elaboration on DeepCapture.com) I claimed that [a network of dirty Wall Street players](http://www.deepcapture.
Happy New Year, r/sacramento!
Improve your physical and mental health by volunteering your time to benefit those in need.
Follow the links for more info and to connect with your next volunteer opportunity in the Sacramento/Greater Sacramento area.
In-person opportunities:
Advocacy and Human Rights:
My Sister's House (Land Park) is a safe haven serving Asian and Pacific Islander and other underserved women and children impacted by domestic violence, sexual assault, and human trafficking by providing a culturally appropriate and responsive safe haven, job training, and community services.
NorCal Resist (Downtown) is seeking volunteers to fight injustice through making a positive impact in our communities.
Animal welfare:
Bradshaw Animal Shelter (Rancho Cordova)
FieldHaven Feline Center (Lincoln) seeks volunteers to help us run their cat shelter, community programs and services, and the FieldHaven Marketplace thrift store. u/FreebooterFox shares that they are also looking for help with desk work, handy work, transporting animals up and down the Sac Valley, Bay Area and Foothills, trapping/transportation to spay/neuter strays, working their retail shop, and of course animal care/kennel cleaning/maintenance. **thanks u/FreebooterFox!
[Front Street Animal Shelter
... keep reading on reddit β‘It just struck me how often Phil is left 'unmanned' and emasculated by Tony. It happens over and over again. Non-stop ass rape.
The first time is when Tony runs Phil into a bus, assaults him, and leaves Phil begging for mercy. Then Phil is shot and his brother is whacked by Tony's cousin; next, Tony kills Blundetto personally, denying Phil a chance to reassert himself; Tony then hesitates over killing Vito, humiliating Phil because of their family connection (and stirring up still greater, buried, resentment because of Phil's shame over his own closeted homosexuality); the moment Phil feels he has finally gained retribution by whacking Vito, he finds himself humiliated yet again by having to swallow Tony's crew whacking Fat Dom; Tony has Phil's casino blown up just as Phil and his goomar were entering, sending both flying and ruining Phil's plans to get laid with a woman; Tony then comes to Phil when he is at his most vulnerable in the hospital, and elicits yet more weakness in the form of tears and hand-holding; and then last, but not least, Tony beats one of Phil's made men (Coco) almost to death and pulls a gun on Phil's underboss, who cowers in the corner.
Given how insecure, prideful, and status-conscious Phil is, it is no surprise that he would seethe with rage at being so routinely emasculated and unmanned by Tony. Phil can rant as much as he likes - repeatedly and loudly reminding everyone of his own manhood by doing "20 fucking years", asserting an alleged contrast with Tony who had never "really" been in the can and thus was less of a "man", imagining himself as the "Big Boss Man" of a Five Families outfit while Tony rules "that pygmy thing" in Jersey - but all of this screeches insecurity. In Phil's mind, Tony is always psychologically, emotionally, and physically on top. Phil fears, and knows, that he is weak.
Can anyone imagine Phil driving over to Jersey and doing what Tony did to Coco? No. Indeed, he plays tough guy from the window of his house rather than confronting Tony in person. Presumably he fears more emasculation.
What's even more telling is that Phil *personally* only elicits a really strong psychological or emotional reaction from Tony on a handful of occasions - most memorably in the car chase, and always over money - and for the most part, for Tony, Phil is very much a case of business as usual. He angers Tony much less than Junior, Richie, or Ralph - or even Johnny Sac. Tony shows minimal respect to Phil, variously telling
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
If you are a virgin and began to think you might be too big from reading this subreddit just remember that you only hear about the negatives but quite never about the positive aspects.
This is a subreddit where minor issues get blown out of proportion.
For example by reading this subreddit you might think that you can never have good sex as you will always hit the cervix, but in reality that only happens for a minority of women and/or if there was no foreplay involved. If you take it slow and don't just jackhammer straight away there will be no pain involved, but instead you will give her pleasure she has never been able to feel before.
https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/nation/posterior-fornix-cul-de-sac-vs-g-spot-orgasm
>What's being named the cul-de-sac is the area at the back of the vagina, behind the cervix.
>The vagina balloons out when a woman is sexually aroused, and space opens up away from the cervix, leaving room for penetration and friction. If you haven't opened up yet and you hit the cervix (bottoming out), it's less than fun. But if you can wind your way down this new Lover's Lane, you can happily park it at the cul-de-sac for some excellent sexing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterior_fornix_erogenous_zone
>The anterior fornix erogenous zone (also known as the AFE zone, AFE, A-spot, epicenter, deep spot or second G-spot) is a female erogenous zone that when stimulated can lead to rapid vaginal lubrication and arousal, sometimes without any other form of stimulation, with continued stimulation resulting in an intense orgasm
https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/a-spot
>Its depth is why some call it, colloquially, the deep spot.
>βPeople who have experienced orgasms through deep vaginal penetration have likely had an A-spot orgasm,β says Dr. Sadie, adding that theyβre usually more intense and longer lasting than G-spot orgasms.
>βIβve always needed really deep, rough penetration in order to orgasm,β says Sam F., 23. βI didnβt know that what I was experiencing was likely an A-spot orgasm until I found some article online about it.β
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/23006745/
>Likelihood of orgasm with a longer penis was related to greater vaginal orgasm frequency but unrelated to frequencies of other sexual behaviors, including clitoral orgasm.
>Women who prefer deeper penile-vaginal stimulation are more likely to have vaginal orgasm
https://www.livescience.com/23785-penis-size-matters-
... keep reading on reddit β‘For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
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