To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
really only driven from time to time..
To get to the other sigh.
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before.
The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night; he tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again. The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk.” The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk." The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk."
The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks." In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception."
The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door." The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is apprehensive; his life's wish is behind that door! With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is
... keep reading on reddit ➡Because he chickened out.
It got stuck in a crack
it was poultry in motion...
He thought it’s a boundary
He flew the coop.
“Bison!!!”
~Was shocked to speechlessness when my 5 year old kid said this with a straight face. And this happened when I was trying very hard to teach him the right format of a knock-knock joke. I was stumped for about a minute as he combined a chicken-cross-the-road with a wordplay. Laughed so hard after that - until my wife had to use a pan on my head to stop us both.
If you really wanna step it up, make one about staircases
The one stamped Idaho!
Windows
To get some bok bok bok choy!
It's your own asphalt.
After some convincing from family and friends he finally said, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
Chicken clucks to his friend, “Don’t do it mate, you’ll never hear the end of it.”
I don’t know, we just clicked.
Then, it turned into a field.
That's your own asphalt!
It's your own asphalt.
But when I got home all the signs were there
In his flat bed he has a bunch of little ducklings. He drives past a police car which immediately fires up his blues and twos, and pulls the pickup truck over.
Policeman says: Sorry mate, you can't be driving around with ducks in your flatbed. You have to take them to the zoo or something.
So, the next day, the same man is driving the same pickup truck on the same road with the same ducklings in the back, except this time they're all wearing sunglasses! The same police officer pulls him over again.
Policeman says: look mate, I told you yesterday to take those bloody baby ducks to the zoo!
Man says: I did, they absolutely loved it! We're going to the seaside next!
“Medusa”
Because it didn't have the guts!
Apparently it was littering.
To talk to the other dad.
(Happy Father’s Day everyone)
God, my life is a joke.
He got t-boned.
It looks like it was cobbled together.
So he could get bark.
My 11yo daughter claims she just made this joke up.
Maybe I just have a weekend immune system..
I’m done with that dead end job
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
He was stapled to the chicken.
Cause that's 2020 too.
Well, their flag is a big plus
He always dots his I's and crosses his T's
To get to the other sighs.
Only driven from time to time.
To get to the other sigh 😃
Because it got stuck in a crack.
