Gravity is the most powerful force on Earth....
But if you remove it, you get gravy.
I took my daughter to her swimming lesson yesterday and the leisure centre absolutely stank.
It turns out that all of the other parents were also dropping their kids off at the pool.
A read a book about Anti-Gravity today...
It was impossible to put down.
A seismologist makes a discovery along an active fault line.
It’s absolutely groundbreaking.
I don't like how shopping centres are so similar..
You see one, you've seen a mall
The discovery of the shovel
People call me self centred...
But, that's enough about them.
Gravity Falls has the best puns
When I was cleaning my room earlier I found book on anti-gravity...
I couldn't put it down.
As told by my son to my wife just now. The circle is complete.
I just finished reading a book on anti gravity.
If gravity suddenly flipped upside down, that's when
Gravity is such a depressing topic to talk about.
It really brings me down.
What did Newton think when he discovered gravity?
Shit is about to go down.
I just read a fantastic book about gravity.
...I couldn't put it down.
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
My dad took me down to a garden centre to buy manure but they were out of stock.
We weren't taking shit from anyone that day
Gravity is so depressing
Always bringing me down...
The stairs, hope my leg heals soon
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...
The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.
The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"
Gravity has had me depressed lately
It really brings a guy down
My son asked me if gravity kept us on the earth
I'm up in the air on that one
How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
I just took a pill that makes you defy gravity
Lynn's nurse at the vaccination centre recently qualified for a sport in the Tokyo Olympics. What sport is it?
Got this new book about zero gravity
I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
Let me try uncle gravity next
People say that I am self-centred
But that's enough about them
Was in my local gardening centre looking at outdoor floor boards when the owner asked me if I wanted decking?
Luckily I got the first punch in.
What would you call a pig that obeys the laws of gravity?
Why was the discovery of King Tut thought to be a secret?
Because he was kept under wraps...
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Why did the recycling centre turn away Don Corleone?
They were made an offer they couldn't reuse.
I hate gravity...
...it always lets me down
I got arrested at NASA.
I didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Edit: thanks for the awards, kind strangers!
Gamora: "I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
I like telling jokes about gravity.
People fall for them every time.
I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity
I just couldn't put it down...
I've been reading a book on anti-gravity
I just can't put it down.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe
but if you remove it, you get gravy.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity;
I'm reading a book about anti gravity
It's impossible to put down
I started reading a book on anti-gravity
I can't seem to put it down.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
I don't like how shopping centres are so similar..
You see one, you've seen a mall.
I’m reading a book about a world without gravity...
It’s impossible to put it down.
Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...
Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
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