A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "We've got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says:

"you've got a drink named Eugene?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edequalluv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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A grasshopper hops into a bar, hops on a bar stool, and the bartender says, β€œHey, we got a drink named after you.”

The grasshopper responds, β€œNorman?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadyood
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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A man walks in to a bar...

The man orders a grasshopper. On the way home he notices a grasshopper on the ground and says: you know there is a drink named after you? The grasshopper responds: There is a drink named Irving?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElliotNunstedt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, β€œHey, did you know we have a drink named after you?”

The grasshopper replies, β€œReally? You have a drink named β€˜Steve’?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blake4Bama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "hey we have a drink named after you!"
  • "you have a drink named Steve?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toastyparty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2014
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A grasshopper walks into a bar...

He orders a beer from the bartender who says to him, "Hey, you know we got a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies, "You've got a drink named Fred?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeChadley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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A grasshopper walks into a bar

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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A Grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says: "We have a drink named after you."

Grasshopper says: "You have a drink named Steve?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datbabyaintmine1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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A grasshopper walks into a bar

The bartender says β€œwe have a drink named after you.” Grasshopper says β€œReally, you got a drink named Steve”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armsleevedude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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A Grasshopper goes into a bar

He orders a beer. The bartender says "hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper says "you have a drink named Gus?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyrupySex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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A grasshopper walks into a bar

The bartender says β€œwhat’ll it be?” Grasshopper says β€œI’m not sure any suggestions?” Bartender says β€œwell you know we have a drink named after you!” Grasshopper says

β€œyou have a drink named Carl Tillerson?!?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scootsmagoots3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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A grasshopper walks into a bar...

The bartender says "Hey, did you know we have a drink that is named after you?"

The grasshopper looks at him, puzzled. Then says "You make a drink named Steve?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DGlen
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2016
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