A list of puns related to "Graham Massey"
I love vampire fiction. Definitely my favourite subgenre of horror and one I consider myself quite well versed in across all different forms of media. I decided to make this post for two reasons. Firstly just as a general discussion because I don't really have anyone in my life who shares the passion; and secondly to share my own recommendations and seek new ones that have evaded me to date.
#Series'
######Necroscope Saga - Brian Lumley (10/10)
Broken down:
Necroscope Saga (books 1-5)
Vampire World Trilogy (books 6-8)
Lost Years (books 9-10)
E-Branch Trilogy (books 11-13)
There are also novellas, short stories, and a spin-off novel featuring aliens who are somewhat vampiric in their own right. I can't say enough good things about it, and if you're a regular around here you've probably seen me preaching the gospel of Necroscope before.
The series morphs quite a lot over its run, and I can't really review much beyond the first couple of books without introducing spoilers. To begin, it starts almost like a spy novel with an agency using ESP talented individuals (telepaths etc) for espionage. The main character is the "Necroscope" who is like a medium of sorts. Vampires only lightly play into the first book, but they take the fore from there on forth.
It borrows quite heavily from Necroscope insofar as the anatomy and physiology of the master vampires. If you've seen the show and weren't overly thrilled, I still recommend the books. As is usually the case, the show was a big letdown.
In concept it's awesome. The execution was a bit of a letdown for me. He's astonishingly - unnecessarily - verbose. 2500 pages for 3 books and honestly, it'd be a better story if all of that was condensed down into 800 pages. I know I sound super critical, but all of that said, I did still enjoy it.
It's Japanese YA. There are like 30 books and I read about 10 before finally calling it a day. The quality varies throughout.
I'm currently 3/4 of the way through book #1 right now and enjoying it greatly. If it keeps up everything it's promised so far then I can see myself rating this 9+. Fingers crossed!
Don't think I need to say anything about this, it's a cl
... keep reading on reddit β‘In this post, I explore racial preferences at elite universities in the United States. This main points can be outlined in the following two parts:
Note:
Before presenting the demographics of students at elite universities, we should first understand the racial demographics of the college-aged portion of the general population so that we have a baseline to use for comparison. Recent census data hosted by the National Center for Education Statistics (NCES) contains estimates of the population disaggregated by different age groups. One of the age groups includes individuals between the ages of 18 and 24 years old. I'll use this age group as an estimate of the college-aged population. This data shows that, as of 2020, the percentage of the population within this age range by race/ethnicity was as follows:
I will include in my email the issues I think the legislature should be working on during this session.
Senate: Julie.Adams@lrc.ky.gov Ralph.Alvarado@lrc.ky.gov Karen.Berg@lrc.ky.gov Jared.Carpenter@lrc.ky.gov Danny.Carroll@lrc.ky.gov Matt.Castlen@lrc.ky.gov Donald.Douglas@lrc.ky.gov CB.Embry@lrc.ky.gov Rick.Girdler@lrc.ky.gov David.Givens@lrc.ky.gov Denise.HarperAngel@lrc.ky.gov Jimmy.Higdon@lrc.ky.gov Paul.Hornback@lrc.ky.gov Jason.Howell@lrc.ky.gov Alice.Kerr@lrc.ky.gov Chris.McDaniel@lrc.ky.gov Morgan.McGarvey@lrc.ky.gov Stephen.Meredith@lrc.ky.gov Robby.Mills@lrc.ky.gov Gerald.Neal@lrc.ky.gov Mike.Nemes@lrc.ky.gov Dennis.Parrett@lrc.ky.gov John.Schickel@lrc.ky.gov Wil.Schroder@lrc.ky.gov Brandon.Smith@lrc.ky.gov Adrienne.Southworth@lrc.ky.gov Robert.Stivers@lrc.ky.gov Brandon.Storm@lrc.ky.gov Damon.Thayer@lrc.ky.gov Reginald.Thomas@lrc.ky.gov Johnnie.Turner@lrc.ky.gov Robin.Webb@lrc.ky.gov Steve.West@lrc.ky.gov Whitney.Westerfield@lrc.ky.gov Phillip.Wheeler@lrc.ky.gov Mike.Wilson@lrc.ky.gov Max.Wise@lrc.ky.gov David.Yates@lrc.ky.gov
House Shane.Baker@lrc.ky.gov kim.banta@lrc.ky.gov Lynn.Bechler@lrc.ky.gov Danny.Bentley@lrc.ky.gov John.Blanton@lrc.ky.gov Tina.Bojanowski@lrc.ky.gov Adam.Bowling@lrc.ky.gov Josh.Branscum@lrc.ky.gov Kevin.Bratcher@lrc.ky.gov Josh.Bray@lrc.ky.gov Randy.Bridges@lrc.ky.gov George.Brown@lrc.ky.gov om.Burch@lrc.ky.gov Josh.Calloway@lrc.ky.gov McKenzie.Cantrell@lrc.ky.gov Jennifer.Decker@lrc.ky.gov Jonathan.Dixon@lrc.ky.gov Jeff.Donohue@lrc.ky.gov Myron.Dossett@lrc.ky.gov Ryan.Dotson@lrc.ky.gov Jim.DuPlessis@lrc.ky.gov Daniel.Elliott@lrc.ky.gov Joe.Fischer@lrc.ky.gov Daniel.Fister@lrc.ky.gov Patrick.Flannery@lrc.ky.gov Ken.Fleming@lrc.ky.gov Kelly.Flood@lrc.ky.gov Deanna.Gordon@lrc.ky.gov Chris.Freeland@lrc.ky.gov Chris.Fugate@lrc.ky.gov Al.Gentry@lrc.ky.gov Jim.Gooch@lrc.ky.gov Derrick.Graham@lrc.ky.gov David.Hale@lrc.ky.gov Mark.Hart@lrc.ky.gov Angie.Hatton@lrc.ky.gov Richard.Heath@lrc.ky.gov Samara.Heavrin@lrc.ky.gov Thomas.Huff@lrc.ky.gov Regina.Huff@lrc.ky.gov MaryBeth.Imes@lrc.ky.gov Joni.Jenkins@lrc.ky.gov DJ.Johnson@lrc.ky.gov Kim.King@lrc.ky.gov Norma.KirkMcCormick@lrc.ky.gov Matthew.Koch@lrc.ky.gov Adam.Koenig@lrc.ky.gov Nima.Kulkarni@lrc.ky.gov William.Lawrence@lrc.ky.gov Scott.Lewis@lrc.ky.gov Derek.Lewis@lrc.ky.gov Matt.Lockett@lrc.ky.gov Savannah.Maddox@lrc.ky.gov MaryLou.Marzian@lrc.ky.gov Ed.Massey@lrc.ky.gov Bobby.McCool@lrc.ky.gov Chad.McCoy@lrc.ky.gov Shawn.McPherson@lrc.ky.gov David.Meade@lrc.ky.gov Michae
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
If you love and adore football/soccer as I do, you may have pondered what QUALIFICATIONS one needs to be a Premier League referee. Having done some research I learnt that the ultimate/highest level of PL referering one can reach is the so called "SELECT GROUP", ran by the Professional Game Match Officals Limited (PGMOL) .
Side note- after announcing retirement from PL referring, the famous HOWARD WEBB took over the PGMOL.
Below is the roster of SELECT GROUP refs for this 21-22 season (as sourced from wiki, and believe me the page is worth a gander as it may lead you through a series of rabbit holes and 'wait... wtf?', as it did me)
My questions are-
What qualifications does a referee need to meet in order to be a PL ref? let alone a so-called "select group" ref?
Do you generally agree/disagree with the way referees call games?
Has VAR vared the referees in the ways it should/should've thus far?
Possible opinion- Are we just suckers for being so involved and passionate over a game that can so easily be dictated by the refs and "select group" refs without any reason or explanation for their decisions and the fact that it may go against all football rules, regulations, standards, and foundations that we learnt as children on the pitch?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Select_Group#Referees RefereesEdit
Martin Atkinson
Stuart Attwell
Peter Bankes
John Brooks
David Coote
Mike Dean
Darren England
Kevin Friend
Jarred Gillett
Tony Harrington
Simon Hooper
Rob Jones
Chris Kavanagh
Andy Madley
Andre Marriner
Jon Moss
Michael Oliver
Craig Pawson
Michael Salisbury
Graham Scott
Anthony Taylor
Paul Tierney
Assistant RefereesEdit
Simon Beck
Simon Bennett
Gary Beswick
Lee Betts
Stuart Burt
Darren Cann
Dan Cook
Neil Davies
Derek Eaton
Constantine Hatzidakis
Adrian Holmes
Nick Hopton
Ian Hussin
Peter Kirkup
Scott Ledger
Harry Lennard
Simon Long
James Mainwaring
Cliff Moseti
Sian Massey-Ellis
Adam Nunn
Marc Perry
Dan Robathan
Mark Scholes
Eddie Smart
Wade Smith
Richard West
Matthew Wilkes
Tim Wood
I guess the concept didn't work
The EYWPF Conference on amphibious, game-theoretic multimedia in Mendoza, Argentina
Dear all and Colleagues -
Read-write middleware and SMPs have garnered tremendous interest from both system administrators and steganographers in the last several years. The notion that theorists interact with agents is largely adamantly opposed. Certainly, the basic tenet of this approach is the understanding of digital-to-analog converters. Thus, semantic information and read-write multimedia offer a viable alternative to the understanding of IPv7.
The goal of this workshop is to offer a seminar for security experts and cyberneticists to showcase their recent submissions and recommended short directions on the disjoint cybernetics products. Without a doubt, this special issue publishes periodic dynamic abstracts, breakthrough articles, and short submissions in all aspects of self-learning cryptography. The topic of EYWPF is ' decentralized systems for the researchers ', transferring the melding of 'fuzzy' communication, the World Wide Web, and the Internet in arguing optimal frameworks of extensible programming languages. Therefore EYWPF publishes half-baked, research, and groundbreaking submissions on arguing any game-theoretic advancements to all aspects around the topic of this workshop.
Program Committee: Prof. Wendi Bryant (Massey University) Prof. Kasey Zhong (Wuhan University of Technology) Ximena Cordova (University at Buffalo The State University of New York) Karie Wood (University of Melbourne) Serina Allison (Southern Methodist University) Trina Diaz (Georgia State University) Hubert Orozco (University of Crete) Anjanette Petersen (Jikei University School of Medicine) Gerald Manju (Wroclaw University of Technology) Al Ali (Semmelweis University) Jamie Hou (Nanjing University of Aeronautics and Astronautics) Paula Petersen (Northern Illinois University) Lucia Ayers (University of Turku) Sandra Skinner (University of Siena) Charley Pham (University of Electronic Science and Technology of China) Adrianne Cordova (University of Electronic Science and Technology of China) Angelita Peters (Beihang University) Karie Wood (University of Ferrara) Shing Skinner (University of Munster) Aric Nelson (Wroclaw University of Technology) Cathryn Walters (University of Erlangen-Nuremberg) Lazar Hernandez (University of Trento) Shing Cordova (University of Electronic Science and Technology of China) Leonardo Vasquez (Georgia State University) Cathryn Kirby (Wroclaw University
... keep reading on reddit β‘Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Mathematical puns makes me number
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
On the heels of their induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this past weekend, Kraftwerk have announced a new North American tour in 2022.
05/27 β St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant
05/29 β Cleveland, OH @ Connor Palace
06/01 β Minneapolis, IN @ State Theatre
06/02 β Chicago, IL @ Aragon Ballroom
06/04 β Detroit, MI @ Masonic Temple
06/06 β Toronto, ON @ Massey Hall
06/08 β Montreal, QC @ Salle Wilfrid-Pelletier
06/10 β North Adams, MA @ MASS MoCA
06/11 β Boston, MA @ Bosch Center Wang Theatre
06/17 β New York, NY @ Radio City Music Hall
06/18 β Philadelphia, PA @ The Met
06/19 β Washington, DC @ The Anthem
06/22 β Orlando, FL @ Walt Disney Theatre
06/24 β Nashville, TN @ Ryman Auditorium
06/25 β Memphis, TN @ Crosstown Theatre
06/27 β Austin, TX @ ACL Live at Moody Theater
06/28 β Dallas, TX @ Music Hall at Fair Park
06/30 β Morrison, CO @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre
07/03 β San Diego, CA @ San Diego Civic Theatre
07/05 β Los Angeles, CA @ Shrine Auditorium
07/06 β San Francisco, CA @ Bill Graham Civic Auditorium
07/08 β Portland, OR @ Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall
07/09 β Seattle, WA @ Paramount Theatre
07/10 β Vancouver, BC @ Orpheum Theatre
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
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Understanding and Managing Diversity: Readings, Cases, and Exercises, 6th Edition: Carol Harvey & M. June Allard
Discrete and Combinatorial Mathematics: An Applied Introduction, 5th Edition: Ralph P. Grimaldi
Writing about Writing, 3rd Edition : Elizabeth Wardle & Douglas Downs
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Fundamentals of Investments Valuation and Management, 8th Edition: Bradford Jordan &, Thomas Miller & Steve Dolvin
Schaechter's Mechanisms of Microbial Disease, 5th North American Edition: N. Cary Engleberg & Terence Dermody & Victor DiRita
Social Psychology, 9th Edition: Saul Kassin & Steven Fein & Hazel Rose Markus
Intelligence: From Secrets to Policy, 7th Edition: Mark M. Lowenthal
Fitness and Health, 7th Edition: Brian J. Sharkey & Steven Gaskill
How to Write an Autobiographical Novel: Essays, 1st Edition: Alexander Chee
The Politics of Injustice: Crime and Punishment in America, 2nd Edition: Katherine Beckett & Theodore
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
cross-post from /r/samharris
In this post, I explore racial preferences at elite universities in the United States. This main points can be outlined in the following two parts:
Note:
Before presenting the demographics of students at elite universities, we should first understand the racial demographics of the college-aged portion of the general population so that we have a baseline to use for comparison. Recent census data hosted by the National Center for Education Statistics (NCES) contains estimates of the population disaggregated by different age groups. One of the age groups includes individuals between the ages of 18 and 24 years old. I'll use this age group as an estimate of the college-aged population. This data shows that, as of 2020, the percentage of the population within this age range by race/ethnicity was as follows:
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