Oh My Gourd! I Made These Gift Card Holders!
π︎ 16
π
︎ Nov 15 2020
Lucha-gourd
π︎ 15
π
︎ Oct 20 2020
What do you call several gourds related to each other?
π︎ 4
π
︎ Oct 24 2020
Gourd on Ram C
π︎ 41
π
︎ Aug 03 2020
Gourd to know !
π︎ 287
π
︎ Feb 07 2019
π︎ 91
π
︎ Oct 13 2020
Squash the beef
π︎ 7
π
︎ Oct 31 2020
What do you call the leader of the gourds?
π︎ 10
π
︎ Nov 17 2019
Must've forgot my gourd again
π︎ 8
π
︎ Apr 13 2019
Slipped on a pumpkin today
π︎ 19
π
︎ Nov 12 2020
3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C
If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens.
If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.
But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.
I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.
π︎ 27
π
︎ Oct 26 2020
Gourd on Ramsay
π︎ 13
π
︎ Mar 15 2019
This time of year we switch out our old decorative squash for a new one -
It's the traditional changing of the gourd.
π︎ 7
π
︎ Oct 16 2020
I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts.
π︎ 12
π
︎ Oct 29 2020
Three sheep
A chef entered his kitchen one day struggling with holding onto a large pumpkin. He noticed three male sheep standing next to his oven. One of them had a collar on him with the letter βAβ written on it. The second had a collar with βBβ and the third had βC.β The chef didnβt know what to do with the sheep, and they were standing in front of the only place he could put the pumpkin down. He put the pumpkin on the first sheepβs head and nothing happened. He then put it on the second sheepβs head and again, nothing happened. He then put it on the third sheepβs head, and immediately the sheep started cooking a gourmet meal and swearing at anyone who passed by him.
Thatβs what happens when you put a gourd on ram C in the kitchen.
π︎ 14
π
︎ Oct 25 2020
My Uncle had an indoor pumpkin farm.
He had a real gourd complex.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Oct 01 2020
How does a vegetarian priest start their sermons?
π︎ 17
π
︎ Jul 09 2020
This afternoon I pulled two fat gourds from the same vine...
π︎ 2
π
︎ Oct 30 2018
What did one pumpkin say to the other?
You're looking pretty gourd today!
π︎ 4
π
︎ Sep 18 2020
What do you call a person who identifies as a gourd?
π︎ 3
π
︎ Oct 22 2018
I had no idea my wife put a fake mustache on the squash
When I went to grab it, it caught me off gourd.
π︎ 2
π
︎ Aug 04 2020
What do you call a gourdβs relatives?
π︎ 9
π
︎ Mar 16 2017
90% of the pumpkins in the USA are raised within a ninety mile radius of Peoria, Illinois. That's gourd to know.
π︎ 9
π
︎ Oct 17 2016
Oh my gourd...
My wife was ringing up a purchase at a craft store where the customer had purchased many fake pumpkins and other assorted decorative fruits for fall. As the customer unloaded her cart, the gourds kept piling higher, and my wife exclaimed, "I'm feeling a bit squashed!"
π︎ 6
π
︎ Sep 02 2014
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Oct 05 2019
Why did the melon get married?
π︎ 13
π
︎ Oct 18 2019
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
π︎ 5
π
︎ Feb 28 2020
To funny not to share
π︎ 2k
π
︎ Jul 21 2017
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd
π︎ 59
π
︎ Oct 17 2019
Bedtime problems
π︎ 183
π
︎ Jun 10 2018
What do you call a night watchman at a pumpkin patch?
π︎ 12
π
︎ Nov 13 2019
What is the prettiest pie?
A pumpkin pie, itβs Gourd-geous.
π︎ 14
π
︎ Jul 06 2019
Vegetable Market
π︎ 12
π
︎ Apr 08 2019
I made a fiddle from a squash yesterday...
... i think it's broken, it only plays gourd vibrations.
π︎ 4
π
︎ Nov 21 2019
What does a lion, a giraffe, and an elephant wear to the beach? A...
π︎ 11
π
︎ May 26 2018
Did you hear about the pumpkin seeds that were drilled out, and then left alone with nothing to entertain them?
They were bored out of their gourd.
π︎ 7
π
︎ Oct 29 2019
Son: Dad, did you know they used to carve turnips on Halloween?
Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.
π︎ 9
π
︎ Oct 19 2019
What do you call a group of zombie pumpkins?
π︎ 8
π
︎ Oct 06 2019
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
π︎ 3
π
︎ Oct 13 2019
What's a bug's most hated vegetable?
π︎ 38
π
︎ Jan 24 2019
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
π︎ 21
π
︎ Mar 26 2019
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him Iβd gourd it with my life.
π︎ 15
π
︎ Jun 02 2019
Pumpkins are the most beautiful crop.
They're absolutely gourd-geous.
π︎ 41
π
︎ Aug 30 2018
I'm not a dad but I take after him
π︎ 318
π
︎ Oct 17 2013
What did the pumpkin say to his girlfriend?
π︎ 11
π
︎ Sep 21 2018
What did the gourd say to the other gourd after running into each other?
Sorry for Pumpkin in to you!
π︎ 4
π
︎ Jan 05 2016
What did the pumpkin say when it dropped its baby?
π︎ 32
π
︎ Aug 28 2018
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
