Wood working dad jokes?

Just wondering if anyone has some good woodworking related dad jokes?

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👤︎ u/ASmaller
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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"Dad, my friend and I have nothing to do"

Dad stops woodworking and says "Okay, then look at this", and holds up a saw in the air. "Do you see it?" he says.

The two kids were puzzled, but affirmed it.

"Good," the dad said, "now you two have a see-saw."

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📅︎ Mar 25 2016
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So confusing when my wife asks me to make the bed...

We have a perfectly good one sitting right in the bedroom already, and I am terrible at Woodworking.

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👤︎ u/Wraeth_205
📅︎ Apr 24 2017
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