Good Wholesome Puns

A list of puns related to "Good Wholesome"

My dad said if he see me browsing reddit again, he'll smash my head to the keyboard

I guess hezsjkfowgajqjhsjwkwlsvvcaxxacfasuoc

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👤︎ u/sexxc
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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My 10 year old daughter just told me this one. "What did the green grape say to the purple grape?"

"Breathe you idiot, BREATHE!"

I've never been so proud.

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👤︎ u/iwuzwhatiwuz
📅︎ May 16 2019
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When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.

We were maid for each other.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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I broke my finger today

But on the other hand im fine

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call the thing which ruins the ending of a movie?
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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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The first day of school, I signed up for English, Math, Science, and Geography.

The rest, as they say, is History.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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Did you hear about the English teacher who went to jail?

She got a full sentence.

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👤︎ u/danielartdiaz
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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