Why did the hipster drown?

He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool

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👤︎ u/Ducks420
📅︎ Apr 17 2018
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Surprised I wasn't fired for this one...

I work in a small office and control the music via my phone. An obscure track from "The Who" started playing...

Boss: "Who is this?"

Me: "Yes."

Boss: "It's [Yes](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yes_(band)?"

Me: "No."

Boss: "Well who is it?"

Me: "Yes."

I let it go two complete loops. Thank goodness he has a sense of humor.

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