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Good Maths Puns

A list of puns related to "Good Maths"

Anyone have any good math jokes? [META]

Right now I'm busy calculating sum.

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👤︎ u/AverageStudent_05
📅︎ Feb 15 2022
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What do you call two dudes who‘re really good at math?

Alge-bros

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👤︎ u/firebullmonkey
📅︎ Feb 08 2022
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Are monsters good at math?

Not unless you Count Dracula.

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👤︎ u/OwenJthomas89
📅︎ Oct 03 2021
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Why are zombies good at maths?

They've got the brains for it.

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👤︎ u/ObeseCanetoad
📅︎ Oct 11 2021
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Joke from my 9 year old. What do you call a cow that’s really good at math?

A cow-culator

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👤︎ u/bigern12
📅︎ Jul 07 2021
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What is the only type of math a forestry student is good at?

Logarithms

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👤︎ u/Potatoboiv2
📅︎ Oct 04 2021
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Would you say a professional statistition is good at math?

Or would you say they are probably good at math?

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👤︎ u/makeittoorbit
📅︎ Jul 20 2021
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My friend asked me, "what's even good about math?"

Well, addition is a big plus

(Credit to my 9 year old sister)

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👤︎ u/GREENHOWLER18
📅︎ May 01 2021
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Did you hear about the king sperm that was good at maths?

His name was Sir Cumference

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👤︎ u/Klutzy-Bandicoot-685
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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Why are clocks so good at maths?

Because every second counts.

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👤︎ u/geetwo_g2
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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No one thought I'd ever be good at math proofs

I just proved them wrong

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👤︎ u/thumtac
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?

A calcu-gator

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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I had a very good math teacher. He was an integral part of my life. It doesn’t add up that I can’t remember who he was.

He is a real Mister Riemann.

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👤︎ u/Colbosky
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Some snakes are really good at maths

They can be great Adders

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👤︎ u/air28uk
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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Water is quite good at math

Every drop counts.

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👤︎ u/_brainfart_
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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What farmyard animal is good at maths

Cowculator

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👤︎ u/PokeFlame123
📅︎ May 27 2019
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What do you call female dogs that are good at math?

Sum bitches

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👤︎ u/JackWebber85
📅︎ May 26 2018
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I was never really good at maths.....

There's just something about subtraction that doesn't add up.

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👤︎ u/Black-Artist
📅︎ May 07 2018
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I find that the only math I’m good at is adding insult to injury
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👤︎ u/UriahPeabody
📅︎ May 03 2019
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It's a good thing priests aren't allowed to tell raunchy math jokes in church.

It would be a sin.

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👤︎ u/skullsparasiteunit
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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What do you call a reptile that is good at math?

A Calcugator

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👤︎ u/Talon184
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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What do you call an evil guy from outer space who is good at math?

a CalcuVader

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👤︎ u/Talon184
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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My friend asked me if I knew why Dwarves are so good at Math.

Me: "No.. why?"

Him: "Because it's the little things that count."

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👤︎ u/Bengal859
📅︎ Feb 17 2015
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Are monsters good at math

Only if you count Dracula

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👤︎ u/tjeters
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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Are there any Halloween monsters good at math?

Only if you count Dracula.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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Monsters aren’t usually good at math

Unless you count Dracula.

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👤︎ u/rengokufan
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Are monsters good at math?

Not unless you Count Dracula.

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👤︎ u/King_Lunis
📅︎ May 21 2020
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Are any of the Halloween Monsters good at math?

Only if you Count Dracula.

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👤︎ u/Markliebs
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What type of snakes are good at maths?

Adders

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👤︎ u/Tankerman05
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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Are monsters good at math?

Only if you Count Dracula.

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👤︎ u/AlexDawesome
📅︎ Oct 23 2018
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