Anyone have any good math jokes? [META]

Right now I'm busy calculating sum.

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What do you call two dudes whoโ€˜re really good at math?

Alge-bros

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Are monsters good at math?

Not unless you Count Dracula.

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Why are zombies good at maths?

They've got the brains for it.

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Joke from my 9 year old. What do you call a cow thatโ€™s really good at math?

A cow-culator

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What is the only type of math a forestry student is good at?

Logarithms

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Would you say a professional statistition is good at math?

Or would you say they are probably good at math?

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My friend asked me, "what's even good about math?"

Well, addition is a big plus

(Credit to my 9 year old sister)

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Did you hear about the king sperm that was good at maths?

His name was Sir Cumference

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Why are clocks so good at maths?

Because every second counts.

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No one thought I'd ever be good at math proofs

I just proved them wrong

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What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?

A calcu-gator

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I had a very good math teacher. He was an integral part of my life. It doesnโ€™t add up that I canโ€™t remember who he was.

He is a real Mister Riemann.

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Some snakes are really good at maths

They can be great Adders

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Water is quite good at math

Every drop counts.

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What farmyard animal is good at maths

Cowculator

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What do you call female dogs that are good at math?

Sum bitches

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I was never really good at maths.....

There's just something about subtraction that doesn't add up.

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I find that the only math Iโ€™m good at is adding insult to injury
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It's a good thing priests aren't allowed to tell raunchy math jokes in church.

It would be a sin.

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What do you call a reptile that is good at math?

A Calcugator

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What do you call an evil guy from outer space who is good at math?

a CalcuVader

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My friend asked me if I knew why Dwarves are so good at Math.

Me: "No.. why?"

Him: "Because it's the little things that count."

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Are monsters good at math

Only if you count Dracula

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Are there any Halloween monsters good at math?

Only if you count Dracula.

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Monsters arenโ€™t usually good at math

Unless you count Dracula.

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Are monsters good at math?

Not unless you Count Dracula.

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Are any of the Halloween Monsters good at math?

Only if you Count Dracula.

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What type of snakes are good at maths?

Adders

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Are monsters good at math?

Only if you Count Dracula.

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