A list of puns related to "Good Fish"
So I named her Annette.
They are practically covered in scales.
But it neither the Thyme nor the Plaice
"Hey buddy, quit fishing for compliments!"
Me: Cats. Cats love fish.
They act as a dewormer.
Guitar tuna
Sorry, this is really bad even by dad joke standards.
Annette
One might say he is a master baiter.
If you know any...
Let minnow
Let minow
You'll just end up making anemone.
Jellyfish!
A profishional.
A good Cast.
Annette & Rod
Because their business makes them selfish.
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit theyβre bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. βIβd like some wings and a pint of beer, please,β it says. βSorry, but I canβt serve you,β the bartender replies. βYouβre out of your head.β
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. βWe donβt serve your kind here,β the bartender says. βWhy not?β one yogurt asks. βWeβre cultured.β
A friend of mine didnβt pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. Heβs an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and thereβs a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, βWhat are you staring at? Havenβt you ever seen a horse tending bar before?β The guy says, βItβs not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.β
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, βWhatβs with the paper towel?β The pirate says, βArrr! Iβve got a Bounty on me head!β
A turtle is crossing the road when heβs mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, βI donβt know. It all happened so fast.β
Armed robbersβsome say theyβre a drain on society, but youβve got to give it to them.
Barbersβ¦you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Donβt forget the pickle. Itβs kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. Thereβs Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewisβ¦ Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
... keep reading on reddit β‘Anet
Aerial.
When I went to the counter with some birdseed and asked how long do the birds take to grow....
Suffice to say I'm not welcome back in that petshop anymore....
You can tuna piano, but you canβt piano a tuna.
Due to all the indoor fins.
"Nope..." came the laconic reply, "...just feeding 'em worms."
Since they are in schools all year.
2 Na
Grouperon
The person who does their laundry. They know all the nun's bad habits.
It had a so"fish"ticated flavor. Cod almighty, this is a terrible joke.
I'm sorry
βA catβ I said. βCats love fish.
Annette.
Annette
So I called her Anette.
Fsh
Maybe they should try dating people.
In medieval times people were named Lance a lot.
Let minnow.
Dam!
I guess thatβs debaitable.
What job makes you greedy ?
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Fisherman ! Because you sell fishβ¦
The cornea, the better.
I lack the Patients
One turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?"
Now we can get fission chips!
Anything catchy
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