A list of puns related to "Good Dinosaur"
A flossy raptor.
A floss-o-raptor
A thesaurus Rex.
He said to try Sarah Topps.
The veloci-rapture
What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!
I heard a scary math joke, but Iโm 2^^2 to tell it!
Have you heard of that new movie, โConstipationโ? Well it doesnโt matter, it never came out.
I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said โNo, doc, itโs dis knee.โ
Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.
When Queen Elizabeth farts, everyone in the room must pretend like nothing happened. Noble Gasses donโt cause reactions, after all.
Whatโs the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.
What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen!
I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."
Why canโt you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why do nerds wear glasses? It helps with division.
Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? You donโt wanna wake the sleeping pills.
What twitches and is found at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck!
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!
What do you call a 3 foot tall psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large!
Help, I canโt stop reading books with female protagonists! Iโm a heroine addict!
How did Sparticus react when he ate his wife for dinner? He was gladiator!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent!
19 and 20 got into a fightโฆ 21.
My friend told me, โPeople who sell meat are disgusting!โ So I said, โYeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!โ
How can turtles take photos of themselves? Shell-fie sticks!
What do you call a secret agent molecule? Bondโฆ ionic bond. โTaken, not shared.โ What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? (Cut this part, but make a screeching noise)
How much does Santaโs sleigh cost? $0, itโs on the house.
If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.
I had a splinter once; it eventually got out of hand.
Iโm going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, Iโm outstanding.
Most people are shocked to find out how terrible an electrician I am!
What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide Whatโs the coolest place to use the bathroom? The Lil Jon
Did you know that on average, people want three covers on their bed at all times? But thatโs just a blanket statem
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I was thinking Happy Rawridays, but a friend said it should be Happy Roaridays.
I figured I would come to the experts.
Thank you for all of your help. :)
My family and I were trying to teach my little brother about herbivores and carnivores, so when we would look at a dinosaur we would ask him, "What do you think this dinosaur ate?" and he would answer. We got to one dinosaur and my mom says "What do you think this one was? Veggies or meat?" My dad then answers, "I'm no dinosaur expert but I'm thinking it was made out of meat." My dad and I shared a good laugh but my mom was not amused.
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