Good Comeback Puns

I never saw him again

Because, with great power comes great response ability

Getting sonburned

he never has to go in the first place

As part of my job (I'm a cashier) I'm required to ask people how everything was. Almost every Dad says the exact same thing: "terrible". They then stare at me to see my reaction. When I laugh it off, they say "but what if I Had been serious?" In a very condescending way and make me feel bad for laughing. What I usually do is say "You're not being serious are you?" They say no with a little laugh and an awkward silence follows.

My friends suggested I take my acting to the next level and act genuinely concerned, turning the situation around. But I think there's a funnier solution. Any help?

Another thing: Our food rocks. There's no way they're being serious.

I can't tell you how angry I am.

My class is making a short action film. In this scene the main character just strangled a bad guy using his own earphones. Then he drops the dead body and puts on sunglasses (csi style) and says......????? Help Make a good pun and or comeback. (does not have to be school appropriate) I'm opun to any ideals

So we were out at a restaurant for her birthday and we're both teasing each other. She got in a really good zinger on me and with no comeback I grabbed the salt shaker and put a very small amount of salt on her fries as a joke.

She puts down her fork and with a completely series face says "I'm inSALTed".

My boss likes to bust one of my coworker's balls. It's all in good fun and it usually results in a witty comeback.

Boss: I'll have to pick up some diapers for the grand kid after work. Hey Kevin, do you want me to grab you some?

Kevin: Depends.

Because with great power comes great response ability.

Because with great power comes with great response ability.

Because with great power comes great response ability.

Because with great power comes great response abilities