I asked my dog Regina why she wouldn’t go and get the ball I threw...
She said, “Quit trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.”
If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go after they die?
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of shit.
A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno..."
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?
TIL The 1st United States Volunteer Cavalry, one of three such regiments raised in 1898 for the Spanish–American War, had dogs to go with them...
The were The Ruff Riders.
Go to the animal shelter for a dog and you're a saint.
Go to the women's shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind.
I was once walking my dog along a promenade during a storm. I got chatting to a German tourist. While we were talking, my dog decided to go for a swim. It was clear he was struggling then he got dragged under. The German dived in, pulled him out and did cpr. The dog coughed then came back to life
"That's amazing" I said "how did you know to do that? Are you a vet?"
"Vet?" He asked. 'of corse I'm vet. I was in zee sea"
I tried to take my dog sailing, but he wouldn't go.
As it turns out, my dog has his own barque.
I gave my daughter money to go buy a dog at the pet store. She disobeyed and came back with a cat instead.
You’ve got to be kitten me.
Where do dogs go to buy used items?
At the PAWn shop
Alternatively: The FLEA market
Why did the dog go to college?
when your dad is a doctor - Dogs can’t go through MRI’s. But cat scan!
Where did the vikings dogs go after their death ?
Where does a dog go to buy black market goods?
What do cats and dogs do when they’re watching a movie and have to go to the bathroom?
What did the nervous dog say when asked if he had to go to the bathroom in Manila?
After my very first visit to an authentic cowboy ranch, I had to go buy a wiener dog.
I mean, the folks there were so nice, and as I left, the guy told me, "Get a long little doggy!"
Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
Throwing a party with hot dogs and hamburgers? I will 100% go for the hot dog.
I relish the decision every time.
People don't believe me when I tell them how far my dog will go to bring back sticks...
They think it's too far fetched, but he's a great retriever!
Cant go outside because it is raining cats with no dogs
Why are dogs afraid to go to space
If I need more information, I go talk to a dog...
They always have details.
Where does a Horse go when it gets sick? A fish? A duck? A bird? A wolf? A dog?
The horsepital. The weterinarian. The ducktor. The flychologist. The dentist. On your carpet usually.
If a dogs tail falls off, where does it go to get a new one?
Where do dogs go to school?
Where can you go to find a dog with no legs?
Why did the dog go to the bank?
He needed to make a dePAWsit.
Where did the dog go to get over his Milkbone addiction?
To the treat-ment center.
Got dad joked by 13 yr old girl foster kid....Where do dogs hate to go shopping?
Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?
A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno..."
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
Where does the dog go after losing their tail?
Where do you go if your dog loses it's tail?
Any re-tail store will do
Where does a dog go when it loses it's tail?
If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go?
Where does a dog go if he loses his tail?
Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?
Where do dogs who lose their tail go?
Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?
If all dogs go to heaven
Then do cats go to purr-gatory?
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
Where should a dog go when it has lost its tail?
Where does the dog go when he loses his tail?
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