I need to find a group near me. What used to be my normal playgroup lives very far away now and we only get together on very sparse occasions. I'd like to be able to play more.
###World Junior Ultimate Championships (u20)
August 6-13, 2022 in Cap Cana, Dominican Republic
Girls Announcement • Boys Announcement
East Coast Tryout
| Girls | City | School | Boys | City | School |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Emily Andre | Carrboro, NC | Emerson Waldorf | Gavin Abrahamsson | Wallingford, PA | Strath Haven HS |
| Harper Baer | Carrboro, NC | Chapel Hill HS | Nathan Adair | Atlanta, GA | Georgia Tech |
| Sabrina Belkin | Atlanta, GA | Paideia | Aidan Ayers | Bentonville, AR | Arkansas |
| Erica Birdsong | Atlanta, GA | North Carolina – Chapel Hill | Braden Beebe | Knoxville, TN | Rivers Edge Christian |
| Caitlin Buzzard | Carrboro, NC | Carrboro HS | Christian Belus | Mathews, NC | Weddington HS |
| Lauren Clayter | Portland, ME | Portland HS | Pryce Bevins | Knoxville, TN | L and N STEM |
| Melody Cole | Carrboro, NC | North Carolina State | Zubin Birnbach | Lake Forest Park, WA | Yale |
| Tatum Cubrilovic | Chapel Hill, NC | East Chapel Hill HS | Tobias Brooks | Durham, NC | C.E. Jordan High |
| Calliope Cutchins | Atlanta, GA | Paideia | Edward Brown | Philadelphia, PA | Julia R. Masterman HS |
| Julia Danci | Ypsilanti, MI | Diego Collazo | Charlotte, NC | Ardrey Kell HS | |
| Isabelle Deputy | Radnor, PA | Radnor HS | Jose Dasilva | Philadelphia, PA | Julia R. Masterman HS |
| Sofia Dillon | Rosemont, PA | Radnor HS | Aidan Delorenzo | Shelburne Falls, MA | Middlebury College |
| Lula Dutille | Lexington, KY | Home | Thomas DeMarkey | Stamford, CT | Stamford HS |
| Kahchi Molly Fong | Warren, NJ | Watchung Hills Regional HS | Louis Douville Beaudoin | Amherst, MA | Amherst Regional HS |
| Madeline Franz | Rochester, NY | Pittsburgh | Eli Fried | Chapel Hill, NC | North Carolina – Chapel Hill |
| Elise Freedman | Lafayette, CO | Northeastern | Oscar Graff | Salt Lake City, UT | Tufts |
| Abigail Fruend | Arlington, VA | Yorktown HS | Jack Griffith | Maplewood, NJ | Columbia HS |
| Arabella Garcia | Des Peres, MO | Minnesota | Adam Grossberg | Blue Bell, PA | Wissahickon HS |
| Eugenia Garza | Eden Prairie, MN | Minnesota | Miles Grovic | Silver Spring, MD | Maryland |
| Maren Hennessy | Eliot, ME | Portsmouth HS, The Putney | Kye Haniph | South Orange, NJ | Columbia HS |
| Ava Hess | Atlanta, GA | Paideia | Taylor Hanson | Belchertown, MA | Amherst Regional HS |
| Efiotu Jagun | Durham, NC | Georgia Institute of Technology | Geir Hartl | Leverett, MA | Amherst Regional HS |
| Adelaide Kern | Loveland, OH | Ursuline | Carter Hawkins | Louisville, KY | *Massac |
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
