“No sir,” He says, “I’m from Minnesota”
“ What the hell do you do in Minnesota” the bartender asks.
“Im a taxidermist!” The man replies.
“What the hell is that!?” The bartender asks.
The guy says nervously “ I umm, mount dead animals”
The bartender smiles and shouts out to the whole bar “ it’s ok fellas, he’s one of us!”
I am so sick and tired of people talking about getting glasses like it's some normal thing you could just go and do at any time. It's completely unnatural and should be shamed.
Don't you understand? No matter how much you wear prescription glasses, you still can't fucking see. When I try wearing glasses everything gets all wonky and my head hurts. If it doesn't work for me, it doesn't work for anybody.
Not to mention they want to give glasses to CHILDREN! You do realize how fucked that is? You are destroying that child's vision for ever, when they just need to learn how to see things better. Send them to the eye doctor or something don't make them wear glasses because you think that's not bad.
If you think glasses work, than why can you take them off? Shouldn't they be glued to your eyes so you can always see? Why would you need to get a higher prescription? I thought glasses worked.
Not to mention I've seen a lot of people stop wearing glasses eventually. I'd even say most of the people that wear glasses eventually regret it and stop.
Then there's people who wear contact lenses and think we don't notice. WE CAN ALWAYS TELL. Your eyes get all dry and stuff, and you have to blink an unnatural amount of times. Normal people don't have to blink that much, it's just proof that it doesn't work. Also, contacts change the color of your eyes. All of them. I understand what I'm talking about, yes.
What do you mean you can get eye surgery to not need glasses anymore? Seriously? Mutilating your eyeballs because you think you can't see? They also take children as young as 3 and force them to have this surgery. That's how horrible they are. No matter how much you laser your eyeballs you will always be unhappy with your eyesight.
Trust me in all of this. I am a smart.
This is the sixth track from Radiohead’s ninth album, A Moon Shaped Pool. How do you feel about this song? What are some of your favorite lyrics? How would you rank it among the rest of the band’s discography? How would you rate it out of 10 (decimals allowed)?
SUGGESTED SCALE:
1-4: Not good. Regularly skip.
5: It’s okay, but I might have to be in the right mood to listen to it.
6: Slightly better than average. I won’t skip it, but I wouldn’t choose to put it on.
7: This is a good song. I enjoy it quite a bit.
8-9: Really enjoyable songs. I rank them pretty high overall.
10: Masterpiece, magnum opus, or similar terminology.
Rating Results
- Burn the Witch: 8.93/10
- Daydreaming: 9.64/10
- Decks Dark: 9.5/10
- Desert Island Disk: 7.92/10
- Ful Stop: 9/10
- Glass Eyes: 8.6/10
Anything else I’m missing to help soothe with a crappy work day other than a nap? Hope you guys are doing well. Cause I’m exhausted. Nonetheless congratulate yourself for getting through the day. And drink some water. 🙃🧡🤍💖🍾
I always wondered why people put the high lights on the buckram when the fursuit has "glass" eyes.Wouldn't it make more sense to put the high lights on the "glass" instead of the buckram? I noticed that for some kemono suits the buckram doesn't have any high lights.
I forgot to wear safety glasses and I was trying to pry the screen off the front of the iPhone and the top broke and a tiny fragment went in my eye, what should I do? I can feel it like it's on the top right corner of my eye. It's super small as I got one out of my left eye so what is suggested?
So gonna keep it short i'm doing a very mostly pirate themed campain and I wanna come up with fun prostethic ideas in case any player loses a limb during for any reason. My goal is to have both pros and cons with each so that it doesn't just become next level selfharm simulator. Also mostly looking for suggestions and ideas so no need for statblocks and stuff like that unless you wanna do that.
So far i've got
Arm cannon, should you lose an arm you can replace with a brand spaning new mini Canon. You won't be able to grab things with both arms and it can be fired once before needing to be reloaded for 1 action also it pushes you 10 feet back. (maybe less or more depending on wearers size.
Jupiter face trap, basically a large carnivous plant that attacks anything within 5 feet unless restrained, (for like 1 d4 or something low)
Tentacles, basically same as an arm except disadvantage on fiddly things.
Spring loaded hand, perfect for when you need to sass someone just out of arms reach. A prostethic hand attached to a 20 feet coiled up spring. Idea is basically mage hand But shittier.
Powder leg, a pegleg filled with gunpowder, when ignited it launches the weather forward.
I noticed that Delta Force has them, do the 33rd and Konrad also have them or is it just Delta?
I'm sure you fans have the answer memorised backwards.
-a fake fan
