..why would I want two empty glasses..!?
Because he wanted space
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Remains to be seen.
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before.
The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night; he tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again. The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk.” The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk." The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk."
The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks." In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception."
The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door." The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is apprehensive; his life's wish is behind that door! With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is
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I wonder what she’s up to now.
me: i’m confused
chameleon: let me be clear
This is because Windows no longer supports Flash...
Because without them he could Nazi.
But the invention of the broom really swept the nation
There are not enough pupils.
I'm calling it FedEx
Because they can't "C".
Because it is made out of hide.
I will find you, I have contacts.
Because he wanted his friends to see what he dead there.
William Shattered
Add the element of surprise.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
More on this story as it unfolds
It was the least I could do for him
His solution? "I wear my son's glasses at night..."
Spore Eyes
They had beef.
MOO 🐄 🐮
He drinks straight from the bottle.
Very helpful chap.
He said he couldn't do much right now, but that he'd sort me out for free next time.
Then he even gave me a haircut with 5% discount.
Why would I hurt myself in an emergency?
‘cause that’s how I know supper is almost ready.
His eyes wouldn't stop growing.
It was my intermission.
we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.
As she sat down next to him her glass eye fell to the floor next to his stoll. He picked it up and handed it back to her.
They chatted all night and hit it off pretty well and eventually started dating.
One day while lying in bed, he turns to her and asks:
"Why me? Out of all the guys that were at the bar that night, why did you choose me?"
She looked at him surprised and said:
"Well, you caught my eye."
Because it was two tired
Life before that is a blur.
How is broken glass supposed to put out a fire?
It improves division.
Hi-ya!
A shampoo.
Can't say I remember why though.
It helps with division.
So he could C#
Will they be popular?
Remains to be seen
Remains to be seen.
Remains to be seen.
