Take it as you will. But, as for myself, I don't give much of a *hoot*. It's all for the birds to me
What do you call it when you're about to give birth and no one is around to help you?
A midwife crysis.
What word does one give to people from different backgrounds at the same time it’s a car game you place 1st in ?
Race
What do you give a chicken when it goes in to labor?
An egg-xam
Rick Astley will never give it to you, so be careful.
How many tickles must you give a squid to make it laugh ?
Ten tickles !
Added Never Gonna Give You Up to my Spotify playlist and put it on shuffle. I call it, "Rick Roulette"
It was raining this morning and my wife had to drive right past where I work, so I said 'Will you give me a lift?'
She said 'Have you lost weight? Nice shirt, by the way, and your hair looks fantastic.'
Guys I'm making a presentation about iron deficiency anemia, can you guys give me some puns related to it?
You guys and gals are awesome!
“I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says to this guy. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?” “Ten…” the doctor says slowly.
“Nine... eight… seven...”
I busted my guitar up but I’ll give it to you for free.
Really. No strings attached.
Son, the best piece of advice I can give you is not to starve yourself. It doesn't help anything.
Bulimia tried it.
You have to hand it to the person who thought up the "I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous" joke ...
And I imagine you wouldn't have much left if you'd foot the bill for infringement of copy'right'.
It doesn't matter if you give it to Sharon or Karen
Because Sharon is Karen
If your Mother doesn’t give you a gift in return today, you’re allowed to take yours back and keep it for yourself.
After all, it is Sunday, too.
What do you call it when you’re post gets a lot of karma but you have to give it back?
Creddit.
