The naval academy
You’re under a vest
A Naval Ship
Naval Bridge.
Thanks, but I was looking for a treatment, not a compliment.
An Audi
I went to the Navel Academy
Sir Cumference
Outlaws are wanted
...she's on Catkins."
(one of these days my wife's eyes are gonna get stuck in the eye-rolling position)
You are underAvest!
The Naval Corps.
Police say he was charged with counter fitting
Sometimes it's just nice to be kneaded.
Because she hated waisting time
Me, an intellectual: Yeah! Not as apparent.
P.S. Happened for real. She laughed and playfully hit me for pulling such a sneaky on her.
Navel academies.
A pot bellied pig
She rolled her eyes and sighed.
do you think it would have an innie or an Audi?
My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.
My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.
4yo: "I like your shirt mama!
Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?
4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"
Ab originals.
...a yellow belly, a red back, lives underground, and eats rocks?
A Three Legged Yellow Bellied Red Back Rock Eater!
I don’t know why though, it’s just a gut feeling.
That's the paunch-line.
She really saved my bacon.
Yep, my belly dunlaps over my belt.
The doctor asks: “When did you swallow it?”
“About 3 years ago.”
“Really? Why are you coming this late?!”
“Well… I lost my spare key.”
Grave robin
I keep getting ab-duct-taped by aliens.
A naval naval fleet.
“Go to your womb!”
There once was this fella was born with a silver screw in his belly button. His parents, and later himself, searched far and wide trying to find someone that knew how this happened and how to remove it. As he grew older he cared less and less about the "how" and more about the removal. One day in his never-ending search he encountered a wizened woman who said that she knew of a place where you could go and a mysterious force would be able to remove the screw. But, before she provided the location she asked him if this was REALLY something he wanted done and if he knew all the consequences of his desire. The man hastily said that he was 10000% sure and more than well informed of the consequences. So, she gave him the location of the cave and the instructions on how to gain the help of the mysterious force. He was to go to the cave and sleep nude in the cave over night and by the morning his request would be fulfilled. He made his way to the spot with all due haste and followed the instructions to the letter. He did this and fell into a sound sleep. During the night a heavy fog rolled into the cave and a shining silver screwdriver floated into the cave with it. It floated down to the man and gently removed the screw. When the man woke up in the morning and saw the screw on the ground beside him he quickly reached down and felt his belly button. The screw was gone! He sprung up with great joy but the minute he landed after his leap of joy his butt fell off. He froze in horror and started to scream "Why did my butt fall off?" over and over.
The moral of the story is "Don't mess with things you don't understand or you will lose your butt."
A naval battle
A naval fleet.
You’re under a vest.
an Audi
YOU'RE UNDER A VEST!
You’re under a vest!
"You're under a vest!"
You’re under a vest!
You’re under a vest!
You're under a vest!
You’re under a vest!
