A list of puns related to "Gill Dennis"
There have been rumors of a possible expansion, so letβs imagine it does happen, but the NBA decides to only add one new team to the league (sorry Vegas), bringing back the beloved Seattle Supersonics. The Sonics are back babbyyyyyyyy!
Now the Sonics need to build their team from ground up, starting with the expansion draft, and following it with signing players in the off-season.
Here are some simplified terms of the expansion draft:
Atlanta Hawks:
Protected:
Unprotected (Salary this year, Years left on the contract)
To crown a new champion, I used the highest finisher in that yearβs standings that had not won a championship previously.
Same champion as the real one is in regular text, different champions in italics, place they actually finished is in parenthesis
1950 Giuseppe Farina
1951 Juan Manuel Fangio
1952 Alberto Ascari
1953 Mike Hawthorn (4)
1954 Jose Froilan Gonzalez (2)
1955 Stirling Moss (2)
1956 Peter Collins (3)
1957 Luigi Musso (3)
1958 Tony Brooks (3)
1959 Jack Brabham
1960 Bruce McLaren (2)
1961 Phil Hill
1962 Graham Hill
1963 Jim Clark
1964 John Surtees
1965 Jackie Stewart (3)
1966 Jochen Rindt (3)
1967 Denny Hulme
1968 Jacky Ickx (4)
1969 Jean-Pierre Beltoise (5)
1970 Clay Regazzoni (3)
1971 Ronnie Peterson (2)
1972 Emerson Fittipaldi
1973 Francois Cevert (4)
1974 Jody Scheckter (3)
1975 Niki Lauda
1976 James Hunt
1977 Mario Andretti (3)
1978 Carlos Reutemann (3)
1979 Gilles Villeneuve (2)
1980 Alan Jones
1981 Nelson Piquet
1982 Keke Rosberg
1983 Alain Prost (2)
1984 Elio de Angelis (3)
1985 Michele Alboreto (2)
1986 Nigel Mansell (2)
1987 Ayrton Senna (3)
1988 Gerhard Berger (3)
1989 Riccardo Patrese (3)
1990 Thierry Boutsen (5)
1991 Jean Alesi (7)
1992 Michael Schumacher (3)
1993 Damon Hill (3)
1994 Mika Hakkinen (4)
1995 David Coulthard (3)
1996 Jacques Villeneuve (2)
1997 Heinz Harald-Frentzen (2 because of MSC DSQ, otherwise 3)
1998 Eddie Irvine (4)
1999 Ralf Schumacher (6)
2000 Rubens Barrichello (4)
2001 Juan Pablo Montoya (6)
2002 Kimi Raikkonen (6)
2003 Fernando Alonso (6)
2004 Jenson Button (3)
2005 Giancarlo Fisichella (5)
2006 Felipe Massa (3)
2007 Lewis Hamilton (2)
2008 Robert Kubica (4)
2009 Sebastian Vettel (2)
2010 Mark Webber (3)
2011 Nico Rosberg (7)
2012 Romain Grosjean (8)
2013 Nico Hulkenberg (10)
2014 Daniel Ricciardo (3)
2015 Valtteri Bottas (5)
2016 Max Verstappen (5)
2017 Sergio Perez (7)
2018 Kevin Magnussen (9, yes this means Haas are world champions)
2019 Charles Leclerc (4)
2020 Carlos Sainz (6, tied on points with Albon but would win on countback because CS best finish was 2nd, AA 3rd)
2021 Lando Norris (6)
Eligible to be a champion in 2022: Russell, Stroll, Gasly, Tsunoda, Mazepin, Schumacher, Ocon, Albon, Latifi, Zhou
57 championships change with 39 brand new champions. Every championship after 1982 has a change!
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January 7, 2022
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The 355 (Action/With: Jessica Chastain, Lupita Nyong'o, Diane Kruger, PenΓ©lope Cruz/PG-13/2 hr 4 min/Universal Pictures/d: Simon Kinberg/Wide)
(LIMITED)
See For Me (Thriller/With: Skyler Davenport, Kim Coates, Jessica Parker Kennedy, Laura Vandervoort/1 hr 32 min/IFC Films/d: Randall Okita/Limited)
January 14, 2022
(WIDE)
Scream (Horror/With: Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Marley Shelton/R/1 hr 54 min/Paramount Pictures/Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett/Wide)
(LIMITED)
Who We Are: A Chronicle of Racism In America (Documentary/With: Jesephine Bolling McCall, Gwen Carr, Tiffany Crutcher, Carolyn Payne/PG-13/1 hr 57 min/Sony Pictures Entertainment (SPE)/d: Emily Kunstler and Sarah Kunstler/Limited)
Belle (Animation/With Kaho Nakamura, RyΓ΄ Narita, ShΓ΄ta Sometani, Tina Tamashiro/PG/2 hr 1 min/GKIDS/d: Mamoru Hosoda/Limited)
A Cops and Robbers Story (Documentary/With: Gesley Alexis, Corey Bressant, NiiAdu Clerk, Gerina Davis/1 hr 24 min/Greenwich Entertainment/d: Ilinca Calugareanu/Limited)
The Pink Cloud (Drama/With: Renata de Lélis, Eduardo Mendonça, Helena Becker, Girley Paes/R/1 hr 45 min/Blue Fox Entertainment/d: Iuli Gerbase/Limited)
January 21, 2022
(WIDE)
The Kingβs Daughter (Action/With: Pierce Brosnan, William Hurt, Benjamin Walker, Kaya Scodelario/PG/1 hr 30 min/Gravitas Ventures/d: Sean McNamara/Wide)
Redeeming Love (Drama/With: Abigail Cowen, Tom Lewis, Famke Janssen, Logan Marshall-Green/PG-13/2 hr 14 min/Universal Pictures/d: D.J. Caruso/Wide)
(LIMITED)
The Tiger Rising (Family/With: Dennis Quaid, Katharine McPhee, Queen Latifah, Madalen Mills/PG/1 hr 42 min/Variance Films/d: Ray Giarratana/Limited)
January 26, 2022
(LIMITED)
Compartment Number 6 (Drama/ With Yuriy Borisov, Seidi Haarla, Yuliya Aug, Dinara Drukarova/R/1 hr 47 min/Sony Pictures Classics/d: Juho Kuosmanen/Limited)
January 28, 2022
(LIMITED)
Cyrano (Musical/With: Peter Dinklage, Haley Bennett, Ben M
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I'm running a bit dry now, actively searching for new series & novels to read in 2022, hence this post to see what you guys have been reading and how you liked it!
So, Scifi readers, what have you read last year, and how would you rate the books?
Here is my 2021 list:
The Bobiverse Series by Dennis E Taylor (4 books)
Bob, a nerdy engineer, dies in modern days, has his head frozen, and wakes up as just a consciousness, reanimated a few hundred years in the future to pilot a Von Neumann probe.
4 books full of adventure, conflicts, R&D & tech that'll make you dream.
Propulsion tech: Reaction mass (at first), more advanced later in the books (spoiler if more details)
Start here: I am legion (I am Bob)
Topics: Trans-humanism, first-contacts (multiple), space exploration, engineering/problem solving, epic adventure
Hail May by Andy Weir (single book)
I feel like this might be the best book I've ever read. The story, the style, the characters, the creativity... It's just flawless from start to finish.
The energy of our local stars, including our sun, is fading fast. Something mysterious is absorbing a lot of that energy before it can get to earth, leading to a grim future. Only one star doesn't seem affected in the neighbourhood, and that's where a crew is headed to understand why and hopefully find a fix.
Multiple twists, first-contact, engineering issues to solve, and one of the most creative plot I've seen in any scifi book.
Propulsion tech: IR engine (realistic - spoiler if more details)
Topics: Scientific discovery, first-contact, engineering/problem solving, saving earth
The Expanse Series by James S.A. Corey (9 books, last one released in 2021)
I've only read the last book, Leviathan Falls, in 2021, having read the others years ago as they came out, but I have to recommend the whole series obviously. Every book is amazing and this last one was just the cherry on top.
Set in the near future, a non-stop political struggle between the UN (earth/moon), Mars & the Belt. First contact and then the gates change everything. I don't want to give any spoilers so I'll stop the description there. You're most likely already familiar with it anyway.
Realistic physics & realistic politics are the 2 main reasons to read it, besides the incredible story.
Propulsion tech: Fusion, reaction mass, alien gates
Start here: *Levia
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#The First Doctor Adventures
TITLE | WRITERS | INDIVIDUAL STORIES (If Applicable) |
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The First Doctor 2022 Title TBA | ?? | ?? |
Whilst we don't know the details, we know Lauren Cornelius has been recording more First Doctor Adventures. Assumably the AAISAT crew have been as well, and potentially Carole Ann Ford. And one assumes Peter Purves. Sadly, I doubt William Russell has, Jean Marsh even less so. Maureen O'Brien has possibly done recording, but it's difficult to say as she's someone who can't really travel far, and obviously pandemics makes things worse.
#The Second Doctor Adventures
TITLE | WRITERS | INDIVIDUAL STORIES (If Applicable) |
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1. Beyond the War Games | Nicholas Briggs; Mark Wright; ?? | ?? |
14. The Companion Chronicles: The Second Doctor Vol. 3 | George Mann; ?? | ?? |
After being delayed many times, with still no confirmed release date, the fact that remote recording has occurred seems that whatever issues that plagued the release have potentially been solved, and we may get news soon. Otherwise we do know there's a George Mann penned Dalek story, read by Frazer Hines, that at this point logically couldn't be anything but a Companion Chronicle.
#The Third Doctor Adventures
TITLE | WRITERS | INDIVIDUAL STORIES (If Applicable) |
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The Third Doctor Adventures: The Annihilators | Nicholas Briggs | - |
The Third Doctor Adventures 2022B | ?? | ?? |
#The Fourth Doctor Adventures
TITLE | WRITERS | INDIVIDUAL STORIES (If Applicable) |
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11. The Fourth Doctor Adventures - Solo | Timothy X Atack; David Llewllyn | Blood of the Timelords; [The Ravencliff Witch](https://www.bigfinish. |
Do your worst!
Disclaimer: This is just my opinion and I do like all of these to some degree. I'd love to here yours.
S Tier
In some ways it actually feels more like a royal free for all thought the city than Battle City..well save for one more. Also, card games on roller coasters. One thing I love is when different characters on different factions come together to face off against another threat and we got that twice: Yuma & Kaito vs 3 and 4, and Yuma teaming up with Anna and Nistro/Gauche against the triple hunters (Plus Braving & Soul Drive really nailed the feel of the season.)
There's like next to no flaws with this arc. Maybe change some duels around here and there since they mostly got Yuma's friends out of the way (i.e. Flip duels Nistro and Dextra with Yuma to make up for what happens), Kathy could've went out against a viable threat (if Nistro beat Sparrow, maybe have Dextra vs Kathy), V could've gotten a bit more to do, but other than that, this is how you do a tournament.
Really the only weakness are a few things: Odion and Mai could've had a bit more screentime and buildup beforehand (thanks again anime), Ra's powers were bullshit, and while I do
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I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
Weekly Wildcard League Report - GW17
Entries remain open, join code: ia6xvr
The weekly wildcard league is a league with unlimited free-transfers trying to nail the dream team each week - see the joining details below.
This week in the r/fantasypl Weekly Wildcard League the Team Of The Week was 'FC Canned Fetus' managed by 'Wolfgang Eustache' with a GW score of '93'
Top scouts this GW - top 25
rank | id | team_name | manager | GW_points | GW_transfers |
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1 | 2671907 | FC Canned Fetus | Wolfgang Eustache | 93 | 18 |
2 | 524661 | Wet Ass Pukki | Jimmy B | 92 | 8 |
3 | 271622 | Scouting for Goals | Scout Master | 91 | 12 |
4 | 1910932 | WildcardPartey | sam sid | 87 | 12 |
5 | 1902644 | Mansplaining FPL | u/drearyDusk β | 80 | 10 |
6 | 5451 | Best Eleven | James Soh | 80 | 8 |
7 | 3385093 | Catch me if you can | Steve Jim | 80 | 9 |
8 | 8510687 | game of bones | walker h | 80 | 12 |
9 | 550048 | RTT | Meer . | 79 | 7 |
10 | 8586574 | barack aubameyang | John Doe | 79 | 7 |
11 | 3501411 | 14 HITS | Stacy VD | 78 | 12 |
12 | 7104661 | FUZZNUTS FC | Joshua OβBrien | 76 | 3 |
13 | 5873478 | wildest card | Ben Gill | 76 | 12 |
14 | 120421 | Papa Scout | TM WW | 76 | 10 |
15 | 7351494 | Wildcard FC | Hazad . | 76 | 9 |
16 | 1914157 | Herd Immunity | Sindi M | 75 | 3 |
17 | 264946 | Always Changing | Leo Masson | 75 | 4 |
18 | 4809022 | SAMSLEF FC | Olayide Samson | 75 | 7 |
19 | [8494359](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/8494359/event/17/ |
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
When I got home, they were still there.
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.
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Key:
AS - All-Star
AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA
AD - All-Defensive
AR - All-Rookie
MVP - Most Valuable Player
FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player
DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year
6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year
MIP- Most Improved Player
COTY - Coach of the Year
EOTY- Executive of the Year
ScrC - Points Leader
AstC - Assists Leader
RebC - Rebounds Leader
StlC - Steals Leader
BlkC - Blocks Leader
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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G
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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G
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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR
Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace
Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo
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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G
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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G
Active: Nate Darling
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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G
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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G
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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD
Honorable Mention: Wil Jones
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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY
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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR
Honorable Mention: Larry Smith
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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G
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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD
Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram
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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ
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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G
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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP
Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr
Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji
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(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
There hasn't been a post all year!
Which players on your team's roster should they lock in for the year, or longer?
Which players do you wish your team should move on from.
I'm going to go through each team with my opinions. Feel free to tell me why I'm wrong, or share your own opinions, etc...
Atlanta Hawks
Lock in: Trae Young, DeAndre Hunter, John Collins, Kevin Huerter, Cam Reddish, Clint Capela, Danilo Gallinari, Bogdon Bogdanovic, Sharife Cooper, Onyeka Okongwu, Jalen Johnson
Move on: Solomon Hill
Uncertain: Delon Wright, Lou Williams, Skyler Mays, Gorgui Dieng, Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot
Atlanta is young and good at the same time, there aren't really any actual pieces they should move on from, and tbh there are only a few pieces that wouldn't matter either way. I will point out Solomon Hill as being someone who would only take away minutes from someone more worthy of the playing time. Unless they are absolutely demolished by injuries he probably shouldn't see the floor.
Boston Celtics
Lock in: Jayson Tatum, Robert Williams, Grant Williams, Marcus Smart, Dennis Schroder, Payton Pritchard, Al Horford
Move on: Jaylen Brown, Josh Richardson
Uncertain: Romeo Langford, Brodric Thomas, Aaron Nesmith, Sam Hauser, Jabari Parker, Juancho Hernangomez, Bruno Fernando, Enes Kanter,
Time to get crazy! I hate this roster construction and am of the opinion that Brown and Tatum aren't the ideal fit. I have Boston choosing Tatum over Brown in the long run (I personally like Brown more, but most would want Tatum). Some of the younger pieces with talent and potential stay like Timelord, Grant, and Pritchard, as well as some pieces that are extremely good in what they do in Horford, Smart, and Schroder. Finding better fits around them and focusing on playmaking being the priority would make this tea much better. They move on from Brown in this case to try a different fit from a high caliber player, and Richardson fits the Smart role, and I don't think he would be utilized very well on this roster with Smart already doing what he would be doing, but worse at this point.
Brooklyn Nets
Lock in: Kevin Durant, James Harden, Joe Harris, Bruce Brown, Patty Mills, LaMarcus Aldridge, Blake Griffin, Paul Millsap, Cameron Thomas, Jevon Carter
Move on:
Uncertain: Kyrie Irving, DeAndre Bembrey, David Duke Jr., Kessler Edwards, James Johnson, Nicholas Claxton, Day'Ron Sharpe
Nothing wild here for the most part. The Nets have a solid team, the only issue is a
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