Giddy up

I call my Horse "Mayo"
And sometimes Mayo neighs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What did the fallen horse say?

Help I have fallen and I can't giddy up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaberEggMaster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I work on the train and recently a passenger had a horse as a service animal with him.

Being very curious, I then ask "what service does your horse provide?" and the passenger replies "when I fall down it helps me giddy up!".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeachyPenguin93
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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There once was a man.....

There once was a man who had a job driving a passenger train between two large towns. It could be a very dull job to some, but as the old saying goes, one man's trash is another's gold; he wanted to be a railroad man since he was a boy.

He was a wiz behind the controls of the train, and commanded the 15 car vehicle effortlessly as if he had been born to do the job. He prided himself on the fact that he could bend the rules and speed through curves and grades that made other motormen shiver and back off.

One day however, he wasn't so lucky and came round a bend too fast and derailed his train. He backed off the throttle and braked as much as he could, managing to only have one fatality out of 500 passengers on his train.

Months later there was a trial and he was found guilty of manslaughter in the highest degree, a capital offence in that land, and sentenced to die by electric chair. Punishment came swift, unlike most places, and 3 days after sentencing the former railroader was asked for his last meal.

"I'll have a banana," "Just a single banana?" said the perplexed guard. "The warden will grant you a feast and all you want is that?"

"Just a single banana." he said.

After he downed the fruit, he was strapped into the electric chair an hour later.... The warden hit the switch, lights flickered, and the crackle of electricity could be heard for over a minute...

...but our train jockey instead rose from the chair looking more like he got a stiff massage, rather than be put to death! Well in that nation, the law of the land states that if a man somehow survives being put to death, they must be set free...

...And so it came to pass that our engineer was let go...

And for whatever reason, he got his job back!

So he was back railroading again doing the job that he loved. You'd think he'd have been more cautious with this second chance he'd been given, but you'd also be wrong. Speedy Gonzales with a train license decided to gun his locomotive to hard and send it off the tracks again!

Of course, this time he was tried for the same crime, but at a different time (his was a fair commonwealth and double indemnity was simply unheard of!) So fair was their nation, that the jury came up with the same judgement and punishment. So three days later, when asked for his last meal, the engineer simply said "I'll have 2 bananas..."

Not less than 60 minutes after consuming the last morsel was he strapped into the chair and the switch thrown... And....

NOTHING.

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onmugen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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Wife got me with this one

We had a work party this past weekend that required a lot of walking and standing.

When I woke up the next day, my leg was hurting. When I told my wife she asked where on my leg.

"Its like the top of my shin," I told her. She replied, "Ohh. I bet its because of the shindig we were at last night." I looked at her and she had a little grin on her face.

I, of course, had to groan in reply as she was giddy with herself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyht912
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2014
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Texting with dad today.

Dad: Your cousin is pregnant. Due in December.

Me: Whoa!!!

Dad: Too late for Whoa!!! It's giddy-up from here on out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milosaurusrex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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What did the horse say when it fell down?

"Help, I've fallen, and I cant giddy up!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butterymix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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A horse fell and said...

"Help, I've fallen, and I can't giddy up!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butterymix
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What did the horse say when he fell down?

Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicJ20
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What does the horse say after falling?

β€œHelp, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redfoxvapes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What did the horse say after it fell over?

Help, I've fallen and cannot giddy up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenwray
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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What did the horse say when it fell off a flight of stairs?

β€œI’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asguardia
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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What did the horse say when it fell?

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacocollector2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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What does a horse say when he falls?

Help, I've fallen and I can't giddy up!

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