Gibson L 5 Puns

“No” she replied. “First a Gibson , then a Fender”

My wife and I just had our first child! (Well, she had him and I stood there all supportive like) Gibson is 10 weeks old now and ready for meme glory. https://imgur.com/gallery/NOL14WO

The eraser replied "you have a point."

-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.

the judge says: "First offender" The woman replies: "No, first a Gibson, the a Fender"

The judge asked her, “first offender” “No,” she says “first a Gibson then a Fender

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

The judge asks her, "First offender?" She replies, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”

The judge asks, “First offender?” The wife replies, “No, first a Gibson, then a Fender.”

The judge asks her, "First offender?” She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

The judge asks, “First offender?” “No,” she replies, “First, a Gibson. Second, a Fender.”

The judge says, "First offender?"

She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"

The woman says, "No first a gibson, then a fender."

Judge says, "First offender?"

She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

...for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

Judge says: ‘First offender?'

Woman replies: ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'

The judge asks her, "First offender?"

She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"