I saw a student getting arrested by the police for plagiarism.
A mime was arrested in my town after getting into a bar fight and breaking his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
Did you hear about the Tupperware sales lady getting arrested?
She put up a fight. it took five officers to container
Hear about the Lady Gaga impersonator getting arrested for assault?
She was doing Poke-her Face.
Did you hear about Robert Kraft getting arrested for solicitation?
Apparently the spa he went to had been under investigation for a year and he just happened to go there but was arrested before he could finish. I guess his lawyers will have to...get him off.
Why did the flash light get arrested?...
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For public flashing.
Why did the coffee get arrested?
Someone called the cups.
They took his mug shot.
Why did the conductor get arrested at the protest?
For trying to incite violins
Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular man’s laughter.
A drunk dude decided to drive and get more beer. After being pulled over and questioned by the cop, the cop said “ sir I’m going to have to put you under arrest.” The guy then said
Why did the opera singer get arrested??
She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)
Why did sodium get arrested?
Why did the duck get arrested?
Why did the lamps get arrested?
They were in some shady business
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
Because he fingered A Minor
I td my son he would get arrested playing barefooted outside. He asked why
I told him there were cops who were on foot patrol outside...
I just saw a homeless man get arrested for cloaking himself in a blanket the cops falsely accused him of stealing...
Why did the selfie-taking alligator get arrested?
There was a fight, and he was the insta-gator.
Why did the jolly green giant get arrested
Why did 1000000000000000 files get arrested?
Because it was a peta-file
A man gets arrested
The cop: You’re under arrest for stealing those encyclopedias.
The man: Wait! I can explain everything.
Could I get arrested for having purple flowers in my home?
I know that cops take a dim view of domestic violets.
You can get arrested in a restaurant for talking dirty to your flatware.
It's public forknication.
Why did the lettuce get arrested?
It couldn't Romain silent!
Why did the suspenders get arrested?
... for holding up the pants! (Duh)
Why did the black pepper get arrested?
What happens to people who get arrested for starting a food fight?
They get tried in the food court
During the lockdown I'm wiping my banknotes with sanitizer and washing all the coins with hot soapy water.
I hope, I don't get arrested for money laundering.
WhY DiD tHE BElt geT arREstEd
Because
It held up a pair of pants
Why did the Energizer Bunny get arrested?
Always carry around handcuff keys, it can get you out of cardiac arrest
Guy gets arrested for fighting a urinal
I guess he was pissed off
Why did the farmer get arrested for having headaches?
Why did the NBA player get arrested?
Why did the duck get arrested?
Because he was selling quack.
Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular man’s laughter.
Why did the clown get arrested?
Why did the duck get arrested?
Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested?
Why did the belt get arrested?
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