Get Well Soon Card Puns

A list of puns related to "Get Well Soon Card"

My friend couldn't afford his water bill last month. So I sent him a "Get Well Soon" Card.
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👤︎ u/AceofHearts2022
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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my nine year old cousin has been in the hospital for a few days, and this was in one of her get well soon cards imgur.com/ycki78f
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👤︎ u/alextoria
📅︎ Dec 12 2015
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My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....

So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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My farmer friend was complaining about the drought this year.

I am planning to send him a Get Well Soon Card.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 09 2018
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Request for puns

Hi guys, I have a friend who has recently has surgery on her back to remove some cysts. I'm going to give her a get well card and I want to put as many back/cyst/surgery/recovery/etc. related puns or general sayings as I can for a goofy card that will hopefully give her some chuckles.

E.g. "You're like a CYSTer to me", "Hope you get BACK to being well soon", "You've been through enough PUNishment". Etc.

Help me Reddit you're my only hope. :)

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👤︎ u/Oneofakindof
📅︎ Oct 17 2015
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I went into the local card shop and asked the assistant whether they did bereavement cards..

.. she said “yes of course”, “great!” I said, “can I exchange this ‘get well soon’ card for a bereavement card?”

(My Dad just laid this one on me)

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👤︎ u/EasyTigrr
📅︎ Dec 17 2017
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill

So I sent him a "get well soon" card

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👤︎ u/RedCakesYT
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...

So I sent him a ‘Get Well Soon!’ card.

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👤︎ u/cyberentomology
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.

I sent him a “get well soon” card.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.

I sent him a “Get well soon” card

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👤︎ u/Scottspears89
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.

I sent him a “Get well soon” card

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👤︎ u/Scottspears89
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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My friend told me he could no longer afford his water bill...

So I got him a card that says "get well soon"

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👤︎ u/DubNationAssemble
📅︎ May 25 2020
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.

So I sent him a “get well soon” card.

EDIT: HOLY my first award! Thankyou stranger!

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.

So I sent him a "get well soon" card.

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👤︎ u/Tanglimara
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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My friend couldn't afford his water bill

So I sent him a get well soon card

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👤︎ u/GamingGod07770
📅︎ May 24 2019
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My brother couldn’t pay his water bill.

So I sent him a “get well soon” card.

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👤︎ u/sprice-3
📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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My friend couldn't afford his water bill.

So I sent him a "get well soon" card.

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👤︎ u/DSpeed4s
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore.

So I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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My friend couldn't afford his water bill

So I sent him a "get well soon" card.

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👤︎ u/_AmazingAmanda_
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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