Where do fish get their money?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
How did the Nazis get their money?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Kid: Why do you stand on one leg while you get money out of the ATM?
Dad: Iβm checking my balance.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
As a single dad money can be tight. But even when Iβm on a date and I know Iβm not attracted to her, I still like to get the door for her and let her walk through. It makes her feel appreciated.
And it makes it easier to slam the door and run so I donβt have to pay for dinner.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him βHow come thereβs no charge?β
He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Liveryβ
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︎ Mar 13 2020
Took me awhile, but I was finally able to get my hands in some Iranian money for my coin collection!
I'm rial-ly developing a respectable collection, lemme tell ya!
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︎ May 05 2020
Well It's 1 for the Money, 2 For the Show, 3 To Get Ready.....
4 For Sales
5 For Customer Service or
6 to hear these options again
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︎ Jan 02 2019
How did Eddie Money get himself and a friend into the backgammon tournament?
Two tickets, two pair of dice.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
What do you get when you cross money with a meerkat?
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︎ Dec 18 2019
I haven't had much luck dating recently so I decided to start a new hobby; painting money I get from the bank.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
How do you get money into your mouth?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
What a strange morning. First I find a hat full of money in the street and then I get chased by an angry guy with a guitar!
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︎ Jul 09 2019
I gave $1 for a 50 cent candy and didnβt get any money back.
Some people never change.
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︎ Nov 01 2019
You'll get your money in hell!
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︎ Dec 29 2018
What money do kids in Thailand get?
Phuket money!
P.S.: Got an eye roll and a groan from the wife so I've already got a win!
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︎ May 16 2019
Most people get into dealing drugs for the money
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︎ Nov 30 2018
Perfume companies tend to get wrongly accused of laundering money.
But their business is in a scent
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︎ Apr 11 2019
Ostrich meat would be a market I could get into to make some good money...
but it probably wouldn't take off.
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︎ Feb 11 2019
I'm a little low on money at the moment to buy Injustice 2. I plan on trading games back to GameStop even though I will get next to nothing for it. I'll even trade in my original Injustice game for it...
that's what I call poetic injustice.
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︎ May 15 2017
How did Chinese-American business man Robert Nigel Yu get free money from the bank?
When the teller asked for his name he said, "I am Rob N. Yu."
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︎ May 17 2017
So, if I make all my money vending condoms - do I get paid in Johnny Cash?
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︎ Apr 28 2016
What does a plumber, that is paid by the hour, do to get more money?
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︎ Jul 11 2016
Just met Henry Winkler! He asked me for $20 and said if I get three people to give me $20, I'll make my money back and then some...
Sounds like a typical Fonzie Scheme
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︎ Apr 05 2017
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