20 Hilarious Get Book Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Where do you go to get books that aren't true?

To the Lie-brary!

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👤︎ u/viajero1026

📅︎ Jan 29 2021

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I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.

The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!

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👤︎ u/sierrasport

📅︎ Jul 04 2020

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I went to the Med school library to get a book on abdominal pain

Someone had already ripped the appendix out.

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👤︎ u/Naj_md

📅︎ Nov 16 2020

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Wanted to get fit by starting running. Bought a book called How to Jog.

Imagine my disappointment when I realised it was Volume 9 of a 24-Volume encyclopaedia.

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👤︎ u/Slobberchops_

📅︎ Aug 26 2020

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So today my son said to me ”can I get a book mark”

After hearing this I burst into tears,it’s been 11 years and he still doesn’t know my name is Derek

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👤︎ u/viv137

📅︎ Feb 22 2020

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So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?

Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.

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👤︎ u/tyrannosaur85

📅︎ Jan 22 2020

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I ordered a book of puns last week, but i didn't get it.

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👤︎ u/AlphaAxel

📅︎ Aug 02 2019

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I'm trying to get my son into books.

But no authors want to write about him.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Jul 31 2019

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I went to the library to get a book about soil

but they only have one copy, and it was already out on loam

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👤︎ u/nsolarz

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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I told my teenage daughter to go get me a phone book...

She laughed at me, and said

"Oh dad you're so old. Just use my phone."

So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.

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👤︎ u/MemeDeli

📅︎ Dec 10 2018

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I went to the library to get the new book about tiny penises

Librarian said 'I don't think it's in yet'

I said 'that's the one'

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👤︎ u/hawkeye2604

📅︎ May 24 2018

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Who do you get a book from in west Africa

A Liberian

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👤︎ u/jmahler0514

📅︎ Jun 08 2019

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What do you get when you cross an avocado with The Jungle Book?

Guacamowgli.

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👤︎ u/DingoAltair

📅︎ Jun 23 2018

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Flula Borg's puntastic Halloween costume, inspired by a great book. Get it? imgur.com/wJ3yuZn

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👤︎ u/Missa_doodikins

📅︎ Nov 03 2016

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My friend's cats constantly surround her. She can't even get a moment's peace to read a book.

Sometimes you just have to read between felines

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👤︎ u/kevincredible22

📅︎ Jul 27 2017

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I’m writing a book about a person who learns to take better care of their hair as they get older

It’s a real combing-of-age story.

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👤︎ u/Schmoopy_Boo

📅︎ Dec 24 2018

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I hope to get buried together with a book

So that I’ll get book worms

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👤︎ u/VaiterZen

📅︎ Dec 01 2018

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You don't get burned sunbathing with a book

You just get, well, red.

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👤︎ u/BXCellent

📅︎ Sep 06 2018

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle with a joke book?

A Yamahahaha!

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👤︎ u/TheRivalMenace

📅︎ Sep 29 2013

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I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.

Somebody had ripped the appendix out.

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👤︎ u/Whlightning

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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