I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
The doctor says it terminal.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
White Flames is my custom route/sequel/AU that aims to accomplish three things:
1: Make it so the house leaders do not need Byleth to succeed. Byleth is more neutral, and was brought in to teach all three classes along with the other professors.
2: Let all three house leaders, and all playables, survive the war. Casualties still happen otherwise.
3: Establish a second generation. This means that all pairings used will be hetero, but a few characters can swing either way, and other pairings can still be valid, let's ship with respect!
The Church of Sothis/Garreg Mach
Deceased: Jeralt Eisner, Sitri Eisner
Archbishop/Fell Star Byleth Eisner: He's going to live for a good while now, so he wants to make Fodlan a nice place to live for however long that may be. He's taken a mostly hands off approach to human politics that can be summed up as "It be like that sometimes, and sometimes like that it be. Treat your neighbor with respect. Do not be a big enough asshole that I need to intervene. Trust me, you don't want that." He's bonded closely with fellow grumpy mercenary Shamir Nevrand. They did not expect their bond to be fruitful (everyone was sure goddess hormones in Byleth had made him sterile), but they were blessed with a son in the middle of one of the academy's school years.
Assistant Flayn/Saint Cethleann: One of the two assistants to the archbishop. She's young by draconic standards, still full of energy and enthusiasm. She is the light dragon, and is like a guiding light to all who know her.
Assistant Seteth/Saint Cichol: One of the two assistants to the archbishop. He's experienced and starting to get up there in age, and already he is appreciating how open the new archbishop is. Being the earth dragon, his stern, fair, down to earth nature is appreciated by those who know him.
Former Archbishop Rhea/Saint Seiros: She handed over control of the church to Byleth at the Treaty of Dawn that ended the war. And then, she just flew away, into the endless sky, as the sky dragon. Many believe she was tired and remorseful. But, rumor has it that she made an agreement with the new archbishop that she is welcome to return someday...when or if she is needed.
Fell Stardust Jereth Eisner: Son of the new archbishop, named a combo of his father's and late grandfather's names. He grows into a blunt, highly intelligent, young half dragon. He begins crushing on the one known as Flayn and it's awkward.
Knight Captain Alois Rangeld: Still a goofy jokester. Wh
... keep reading on reddit ➡The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
At work, I have a workstation.
edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard
