A list of puns related to "George Jung"
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MONOLOGUE:
George: Your honor, I'd like to say a few words to the court.
Judge: By all means
George: In all honesty, I don't feel like what I've done is a crime and I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. None of the real criminals of the world ever end up behind bars. I mean, when you think about it, what did I really do? Cross an imaginary line with a bunch of plants? You say that I'm an outlaw, you say that I'm a thief, but where's the Christmas dinner for the people on relief?
DIALOGUE:
George: Your honor, I'd like to say a few words to the court.
Judge: By all means.
(Tactic - The blame is on the government having bad laws, and not myself)
George: In all honesty, I don't feel like what I've done is a crime and I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison.
Judge: I don't make the laws.
(Tactic - What I did wasn't that bad compared to other crimes)
George: None of the real criminals of the world ever end up behind bars.
Judge: Well according to the law you are a real criminal.
(Tactic - Trying to downplay the crime commited)
George: I mean, when you think about it, what did I really do?
Judge: Your tried to distribute and sell large amounts of marijuana.
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https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/george-jung-death-blow-depp-b1842618.html
"Basically I was no different than a rock star or a movie star. I was a coke star."
As Pablo Escobar's leading smuggler, George Jung was making millions per trip β and living large. He claimed to have made over $100 million total, which he stashed in an offshore account.
At one point, Jung had so much money and cocaine to spare that he'd pile the coke on tables and burn his cash.
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