George Archainbaud Puns

All Airtimes E.S.T.

SAT 01

(1:45AM) Shadow of the Thin Man (1941/1h 37m/Suspense/Mystery/Major W. S. Van Dyke II)

(3:30AM) The Thin Man Goes Home (1945/1h 40m/Mystery/Richard Thorpe)

(5:15AM) Song of the Thin Man (1947/1h 26m/Mystery/Edward Buzzell)

(7:00AM) The Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Story (1950/56m/Short/Herman Hoffman)

(8:00AM) Poultry Pirates (1938/9m/Animation/I. Freleng)

(8:10AM) Goofy Movies Number One (1933/8m/Short/Jules White)

(8:19AM) Victoria and Vancouver: Gateways to Canada (1936/8m/Short/Benjamin D. Sharpe)

(8:28AM) Rustlers (1949/1h 1m/Western/Lesley Selander)

(9:30AM) BATMAN: Robin's Ruse (1949/16m/Serial/Spencer Gordon Bennet.

(10:00AM) POPEYE: The Fly's Last Flight (1949/6m/Animation/Seymour Kneitel)

(10:08AM) Bowery Buckaroos (1947/1h 6m/Comedy/William Beaudine)

(11:30AM) Seeing Red (1939/18m/Short/Roy Mack)

(12:00PM) Fiddler on the Roof (1971/3h/Musical/Norman Jewison)

(3:15PM) A Face in the Crowd (1957/2h 6m/Drama/Elia Kazan)

(5:30PM) Twelve O'Clock High (1949/2h 12m/War/Henry King)

(8:00PM) Penny Serenade (1941/2h 5m/Romance/George Stevens)

(10:00PM) Children of a Lesser God (1986/1 hr 59m/Drama/Randa Haines)

SUN 02

(12:30AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(2:30AM) It Should Happen to You (1953/1h 26m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(4:15AM) Born Yesterday (1950/1h 43m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(6:00AM) Old Acquaintance (1943/1h 50m/Drama/Vincent Sherman)

(8:00AM) Adam's Rib (1949/1h 41m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(10:00AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(12:00PM) Romeo and Juliet (1937/2h 7m/Romance/George Cukor)

(2:15PM) The More the Merrier (1943/1h 44m/Comedy/George Stevens)

(4:15PM) Light in the Piazza (1962/1h 41m/Romance/Guy Green)

(6:15PM) My Favorite Year (1982/1h 32m/Comedy/Richard Benjamin)

(8:00PM) How Green Was My Valley (1941/1h 58m/Drama/John Ford)

(10:15PM) The Corn Is Green (1945/1h 54m/Drama/Irving Rapper)

Mon 03

(12:30AM) The Three Musketeers (1921/1h 50m/Adventure/Fred Niblo)

(2:45AM) My Journey Through French Cinema (2016/3h 15m/Documentary/Bertrand Tavernier)

(6:30AM) Letter from Siberia (

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But let me give it a shot.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

He’s the new temp.

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Until he discovered it was extra sharp.

Christopher Walken

All times E.S.T.

TUE 01

(12:30AM) Confession (1937/1h 27m/Drama/Joe May)

(2:15AM) The House on 56th Street (1933/1h 8m/Drama/Robert Florey)

(3:30AM) Mary Stevens, M.D. (1933/1h 12m/Drama/Lloyd Bacon)

(5:00AM) In Name Only (1939/1-h 42m/Drama/John Cromwell)

(7:00AM) Dr. Monica (1934/1h 1m/Drama/William Keighley)

(8:15AM) Give Me Your Heart (1936/1h 27m/Romance/Archie L. Mayo)

(10:00AM) King of the Underworld (1939/1h 9m/Crime/Lewis Seiler)

(11:15AM) Passion Flower (1930/1h 19m/Drama/William De Mille)

(12:45PM) Family Troubles (1943/10m/Short/Herbert Glazer)

(1:00PM) Home from the Hill (1960/2h 30m/Drama/Vincente Minnelli)

(4:15PM) Giant (1956/3h 21m/Drama/George Stevens)

(8:00PM) Young Mr. Lincoln (1939/1h 40m/Drama/John Ford)

(10:00PM) Jezebel (1938/1h 44m/Drama/William Wyler)

WED 02

(12:00AM) Drums Along the Mohawk (1939/1h 43m/Adventure/John Ford)

(2:00AM) Fort Apache (1948/2h 7m/Western/John Ford)

(4:15AM) The Fugitive (1947/1h 45m/Drama/John Ford)

(6:00AM) The Wrong Man (1956/1h 45m/Suspense/Alfred Hitchcock)

(8:00AM) The Long Night (1947/1h 37m/Crime/Anatole Litvak

(9:45AM) Woman on the Run (1950/1h 17m/Suspense/Norman Foster)

(11:15AM) Youth Runs Wild (1944/1h 7m/Drama/Mark Robson)

(12:30PM) The Runaway Bride (1930/1h 6m/Comedy/Donald Crisp)

(1:45PM) Some Came Running (1958/2h 14m/Drama/Vincente Minnelli)

(4:15PM) The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner (1962/1h 44m/Drama/Tony Richardson)

(6:00PM) Running on Empty (1988/1h 56m/Drama/Sidney Lumet)

(8:00PM) My Sister Eileen (1955/1h 48m/Musical/Richard Quine)

(10:00PM) Moon Over Miami (1941/1h 31m/Musical/Walter Lang)

(11:45PM) Strike Up the Band (1940/2h 0m/Musical/Busby Berkeley)

THU 03

(2:00AM) Ball Of Fire (1942/1h 51m/Comedy/Howard Hawks)

(4:00AM) Too Many Girls (1940/1h 25m/Musical/George Abbott)

(6:00AM) Harper (1966/2h 1m/Mystery/Jack Smight)

(8:15AM) That Forsyte Woman (1949/1h 54m/Romance/Compton Bennett)

(10:15AM) The Romance of Rosy Ridge (1947/1h 45m/Romance/Roy Rowland)

(12:15PM) Confidentially Connie (1953/1h 14m/Comedy/Edward Buzzell)

(1:30P

(all times E.S.T.)

THU JUL 01

(12:30am) The Ambassador's Daughter (1956/1h 43m/Comedy/Norman Krasna)

(2:30am) In This Our Life (1942/1h 37m/Drama/John Huston)

(4:15am) Dodge City (1939/1h 45m/Western/Michael Curtiz)

(6:00am) Friendly Persuasion (1956/2h 17m/Drama/William Wyler)

(8:30am) Jezebel (1938/1h 44m/Drama/William Wyler)

(10:30am) The Letter (1940/1h 37m/Drama/William Wyler)

(12:15pm) The Little Foxes (1941/1h 56m/Drama/William Wyler)

(2:45pm) Mrs. Miniver (1942/2h 14m/War/ William Wyler)

(5:00pm) The Best Years of Our Lives (1946/2h 52m/Drama/William Wyler)

(8:00pm) Kissin' Cousins (1964/1h 36m/Musical/Gene Nelson)

(10:00pm) Double Trouble (1967/1h 30m/Musical/Norman Taurog)

FRI JUL 02

(12:00am) Clambake (1967/1h 40m/Musical/Arthur H. Nadel)

(2:00am) Live a Little, Love a Little (1968/1h 30m/Musical/Norman Taurog)

(4:00am) Cash McCall (1960/1h 42m/Romance/Joseph Pevney)

(6:00am) The Mayor of 44th Street (1942/1h 26m/Musical/Alfred E. Green)

(7:30am) Youth Runs Wild (1944/1h 7m/Drama/Mark Robson)

(8:45am) Boys Town (1938/1h 36m/Drama/Norman Taurog)

(10:30am) Boys' Ranch (1946/1h 37m/Western/Roy Rowland)

(12:15pm) Boy Slaves (1939/1h 12m/Drama/P. J. Wolfson)

(1:30pm) Crime School (1938/1h 26m/Drama/Lewis Seiler)

(3:15pm) Finishing School (1934/1h 13m/Drama/Wanda Tuchock)

(4:45pm) Delinquent Daughters (1944/1h 12m/Drama/Albert Herman)

(6:00pm) The Trouble With Angels (1966/1h 52m/Comedy/Ida Lupino)

(8:00pm) Harper (1966/2h 1m/Neo-Noir/Jack Smight)

(10:15pm) Point Blank (1967/1h 32m/Neo-Noir/John Boorman)

SAT JUL 03

(12:00am) Warning Shot (1967/1h 40m/Neo-Noir/Buzz Kulik)

(2:00am) What's the Matter with Helen? (1971/1h 41m/Horror/Curtis Harrington)

(3:45am) Fragment of Seeking (1946/0h 14min/Drama Short/Curtis Harrington)

(4:05am) Picnic (1949/0h 22m/Drama Short/Curtis Harrington)

(4:25am) On the Edge (1949/0h 6m/Drama Short/Curtis Harrington)

(4:45am) The Assignation (1953/0h 8m/Drama Short/Curtis Harrington)

(5:05am) The Wormwood Star (1956/0h 10m/Documentary Short/Curtis Harrington)

(5:40am) Usher (2000/0h 40m/Horror Short/Curtis Harrington)

(6:00am) Dream Wife (1953/1h 41m/Comedy/Sidney Sheldon)

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